There is no such thing as excuses, there are only 'reasons why'.

Swagger is not something you can buy, nor is it something that you can try, and if you don't have it at all, there is no point in trying to lie; everyone can tell. Swag is something that only a Swag Sensei can sell; now most of us hand it out for free, but we just cant hand it out to everyone, because some people don't know how to use it, and will abuse it, and still end up losing it.

As a man grows older he has one choice to make, be either a gangster, hustler, playboy, or nerd; I chose all of thee above.

Just because misery loves company doesn't mean that I want to be in the company of misery.

I'd rather have a man show me how to make 100 dollars, than have a man give me 1,000 dollars; because if I were to lose that 1,000 dollars I would have to sit and wait for a man to give me it again.

The object is not to look like you have money, it's to actually have money."