There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block.

The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring.

There's no writer's block; there's only distraction.

Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.

If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.