There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I don't need advice! Everyone can just stay out of my face!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?