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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS The most rebellious thing you can do is get educated. Forget what they told you in school. Get educa...
JOSS SHELDON An educated man without ambition is as badly off as an ambitious man without education.
VIKRANT PARSAI An educated man is not, necessarily, one who has an abundance of general or specialized knowledge. A...
NAPOLEON HILL My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to...
CHARLES F. KETTERING If you stick to the old values and say that you were educated in this way, so you were trained in th...
ILKIN SANTAK She felt that if you educated a woman, you educated a family.
CECILIA MRUK The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
THOMAS JEFFERSON The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing, but newspapers.
THOMAS JEFFERSON There isn't any reason that a shop should hate an educated buyer. If they turn off to your questions...
GWEN SENSENIG Nothing has saddened me so much in life as the hardness of heart of educated people.
MAHATMA GANDHI Rock Hudson was not an educated man, but that very beautiful body of his was putty in my hands.
DOUGLAS SIRK An educated man is one who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has ...
SOURCE UNKNOWN An educated man is not judged by the answers he knows, but by how many questions he is capable of as...
VIKRANT PARSAI The reason why we get educated is so that we can take shit.
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has...
NEAL STEPHENSON Highly educated women should challenge social taboos and get married to a man who is less educated, ...
LU JIANMIN An educated man who studies hammer but doesn’t know anything about an anvil is an uneducated man.
VIKRANT PARSAI It is so very easy to manipulate an educated person's actions and beliefs. Just have another educate...
TROY J. GAINEY You get educated by traveling.
SOLANGE KNOWLES The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that you can control yourself, and ...
R. D. HITCHCOCK If we haven't educated people like this young man,
JANE GOODALL A person can be educated and still be stupid, and a wise man can have no education at all.
JENNIFER A. NIELSEN Fear not an army of well funded and educated intellectuals ... its the brave man with nothing to loo...
MOE GHALAYINI In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man is defined ...
NICOLAS GOMEZ DAVILA We are an educated family, so it's very hard to fathom that this could happen. I don't think my neph...
BRUCE CLARK A man is well educated when he knows where to find what he doesn’t know.
GEORG SIMMEL Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentlemen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentleman.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Respect for the fragility and importance of an individual life is still the mark of an educated man.
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TOBA BETA To live this life, my friends, you have to have a genuine passion. Nothing artificial. To live this ...
PREM RAWAT When girls are educated, you get effects that cascade throughout society.
QUEEN RANIA OF JORDAN But I look at failure as education. In that respect, I am so well-educated.
KATHY IRELAND If You want to be an educated person follow nobody, but learn from everybody
JAN JANSEN EASY BRANCHES I've had an experience through music that has touched almost every part of me. It educated me in...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The truly educated man is that rare individual who can separate reality from illusion.
SOURCE UNKNOWN As more men become more educated and women get educated, the value system has to be more enhanced an...
ELLEN JOHNSON SIRLEAF Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ig...
SAADI You were probably educated in the conventional economic theories of your period which were magnifice...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN No man is truly educated unless he knows where he came from, why he is here, and where he can expect...
EZRA TAFT BENSON He is to be educated not because he's to make shoes, nails, and pins, but because he is a man.
WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING This is what I know. It'd be stupid if I didn't coach. I love the sport and I love coaching, and I'm...
CHRIS FOX An educated mind is an open mind that can absorb diverse possibilities.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If I was educated, I'd be a damn fool.
BOB MARLEY A man needs his experience in order to be educated.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA So long as classical education and classical prejudices prevailed, educated Englishmen inevitably sa...
NORMAN DAVIES An educated man believing in a this-that vile sky-god rewarding him-her, but punishing your enemies ...
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS To help people in the third world get educated and learn how to read and write is so important. I me...
EVA GREEN It is very nearly impossible... to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the i...
JAMES BALDWIN It is very nearly impossible... to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the inde...
JAMES BALDWIN It is very nearly impossible... to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the inde...
JAMES A. BALDWIN It is very nearly impossible to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the indepen...
JAMES ARTHUR BALDWIN It is very nearly impossible to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the indepen...
JAMES BALDWIN I think it's a mistake for these highly educated and capable women to make that choice [to stay home...
LINDA HIRSHMAN If a man has good manners and is not afraid of other people he will get by, even if he is stupid.
DAVID ECCLES A functioning, robust democracy requires a healthy educated, participatory followership, and an educ...
CHINUA ACHEBE Nell," the Constable continued, indicating through his tone of voice that the lesson was concluding,...
NEAL STEPHENSON My hope is that a lot more students will go off to Cal State San Marcos. A more educated population ...
CAROL STENSRUD You can't build a revolution with no education. Jomo Kenyatta did this in Africa, and because th...
FRED HAMPTON A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liber...
FRANCES THOMPSON I think if you place Jesus firmly in the historical context... you can make very educated hypotheses...
REZA ASLAN A plongeur is a slave, and a wasted slave, doing stupid and largely unnecessary work. He is...
GEORGE ORWELL More of an educated guess.
CURTIS SHAW We should read music in the same way that an educated adult will read a book: in silence, but imagin...
ZOLTAN KODALY Educated men are so impressive!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The difference between stupid and intelligent people - and this is true whether or not they are well...
NEAL STEPHENSON There is nothing in the whole frame of man which seems to me so unaccountable as that thing called c...
ROBERT BURNS The most important thing to me with any politician is that they don't start wars, but education ...
FLEA As you grow up and get educated in the business, you go from, 'I want to do movies' to 'I want to wo...
FELICITY HUFFMAN There will be no mass-based feminist movement as long as feminist ideas are understood only by a wel...
BELL HOOKS I am not an educated man. I never had an opportunity to learn anything except how to fight.
PANCHO VILLA Ang Lee was educated in the West and his English is good.
ZHANG YIMOU I always said that if I could just find a guy who could chop wood and had a nice smile, it wouldn...
SADE ADU A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your hea...
JOHN GROGAN He [Omar Khayyam] is an atheist, but knows how to interpret in orthodox style the most difficult pas...
JORGE LUIS BORGES Many of these children's parents were not educated and don't understand that if you don't keep up or...
KAI KAWASUGI I grew up in the West, grew up on the land, was educated as a geologist.
BRUCE BABBITT He was extremely educated. I wish I had half of his vocabulary.
KEN MACHA To be truly educated, a man needs his experience.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA This is a world where the educated get richer and the uneducated get poorer.
HARRY H HARRISON If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington, D.C. I know...
KURT VONNEGUT The paradox of education is precisely this -- that as one begins to become conscious one begins to e...
JAMES BALDWIN The paradox of education is precisely this - that as one begins to become conscious one begins to ex...
JAMES A. BALDWIN The paradox of education is precisely this - that as one begins to become conscious one begins to ex...
JAMES BALDWIN If you go to a theme park, there will be so many rides. You will get an exciting experience in each ...
VIJAY SETHUPATHI It's important for everyone to get educated.
LYNETTE WILLIE We no longer live in a world that is neatly divided between rich and well-educated countries, and po...
ANDREAS SCHLEICHER To be adequately informed & educated about the workings of life is the Ultimate education man needs ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It has always seemed strange to me that in our endless discussions about education so little stress ...
EDITH HAMILTON They say that you expand your mind once you're educated - So when you invite people in I hope you're...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER An educated person is a fellow who is morally sound both in character & in thinking.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.
GEORGE SANTAYANA An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his th...
ALAN SIMPSON An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his th...
ALAN K. SIMPSON A liberally educated person meets new ideas with curiosity and fascination. An illiberally educated ...
JAMES B. STOCKDALE

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