There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.