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P.G. Wodehouse

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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P. G. WODEHOUSE It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12.
MALLORY ORTBERG Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals with no cure except as a guillotine might be called a c...
CLARE BOOTHE LUCE It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN I am Happy and satisfied with what I am. 10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar...
GARY F EVANS... Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
TED TURNER The only writer who gives me unfeigned pleasure is P.G. Wodehouse. And even him I find a bit heavy. ...
MARTIN AMIS To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board.
D.M. TIMNEY The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people.
CRAIG GROESCHEL I'm not an Emontional, but how???
I live with the thought that "Nothing can be returned, it has...
DEYTH BANGER When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci...
DEYTH BANGER Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
MICHAEL KEATON Grey is… such a mean word. I don’t remember a time when I thought grey was anything but… pain....
DEE JUUSAN It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive...
DAN FLAVIN With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i...
STEVEN STRAIT Life is not all about sticking or stopping your thoughts to old memories but LIFE STARTS when you st...
NEHA KOTHARI My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and d...
VICTOR BORGE I grew up in Des Moines. My dad had a house full of books, things like P.G. Wodehouse books and '...
BILL BRYSON I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what...
HARRY STYLES You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ...
SUFJAN STEVENS I saw that there is no Nature,
That Nature doesn’t exist,
That there are hills, valleys,...
ALBERTO CAEIRO There was no Jace Wayland more real than the one he saw in her eyes when she looked at him.
CASSANDRA CLARE There is only one cure for the evils which newly acquired freedom produces, and that cure is freedom...
THOMAS BABINGTON MACAULAY You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like...
BEBE REXHA I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read.
ALBERTO CAEIRO See the world for what it is.
BEAUTIFUL!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Wrong?
So you are saying, I'm wrong okay then... It's not possible every time to be right, one ...
DEYTH BANGER I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa...
ERIK GRIFFIN He had a harder time helping her out though. He was asleep while she was doing stars. Without wings,...
LAURIE FRANKEL Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS it's always important to do what you want, Life is too short to live with Regrets.
SHELLI THOMPSON No author's writing more influenced my own than that of Robert Louis Stevenson. My first steampu...
JAMES BLAYLOCK Youth believes itself immortal. There is a cure for such an attitude, but unfortunately it is a cure...
PETER DAVID Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM My hair is grey it is because of the age not because of the wind..
NISHAD NAIR When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani...
DAVE GROHL When carrying the burden of problems and stress that life seems to endlessly hurtle towards us. We g...
GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a...
GARY F EVANS... Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
F. MULDER Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan ...
CAITLIN MORAN Everything known and referred to as “impossible” is often what has not been attempted before. It...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR It'a okay to take some break from the crucible steep of stairs that you want to try to achieve, as l...
LAURE96 If I knew I was going to die tomorrow,
And Spring came the day after tomorrow,
I would die...
ALBERTO CAEIRO The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is...
DREW BREES Between what i see in a field and what I see in another field
There passes for a moment the fig...
ALBERTO CAEIRO It’s an already inside outside,
The philosophers say it’s the soul
But it’s not the ...
ALBERTO CAEIRO Do I believe a thing has limits!? Of course! Nothing exists that doesn’t have limits. Existence me...
ÁLVARO DE CAMPOS Things don’t have significance: they only have existence.
Things are the only hidden meaning ...
ALBERTO CAEIRO I'm probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As...
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Not everybody wants be texting their 15-year-old asking how his math tutor was. They would rather be...
RENEE JAMES A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine li...
BILL BAILEY I love you; I love you and I don’t care that you’re my sister; don’t be with him, don’t want...
CASSANDRA CLARE The Queen gave him a look: special and secretive and shared between the two of them.You warned he...
CASSANDRA CLARE You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ...
THEHEALTHFOODGURU I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
DEYTH BANGER What comes, when it comes, will be what it is.
ALBERTO CAEIRO Night doesn’t fall for my eyes
But my idea of the night is that it falls for my eyes.
Be...
ALBERTO CAEIRO I’m in no hurry: the sun and the moon aren’t, either.
Nobody goes faster than the legs they...
ALBERTO CAEIRO I never had a problem with my face on screen. I thought it is what it is, and I was turned off by ac...
ROBERT REDFORD It is what it is. I balled out, had some good years, man, had fun and did it with some guys and made...
CALVIN JOHNSON Don’t you see there is only one thing surrounding you? It is called ABUNDANCE!
ROXANA JONES His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING I was silver-white by the time I was 35, but having grey hair makes me look washed out. My wife and ...
DAVID CASSIDY I speak the truth. Not everyone who says they are ready to hear it really are.
MONIKA ZANDS I was born subject like others to errors and defects,
But never to the error of wanting to unde...
ALBERTO CAEIRO Accept the universe
As the gods gave it to you.
If the gods wanted to give you something e...
ALBERTO CAEIRO I'm living with every step. I can't live with regret. The past is the past. I'm not worr...
RYAN SHECKLER The man stopped talking and was looking at the sunset.
But what does someone who hates and love...
ALBERTO CAEIRO My hair is grey, but not with years.
JOHN BYROM For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the...
CHRISTINA ENGELA The man held himself still and turned his milk-flooded eyes on her. Fin felt something like vertigo ...
A.S. PETERSON He looked at the viewscreen and couldn’t believe it. If the other ship were any closer, then it wo...
CHRISTINA ENGELA While your hair grows grey, whether you want it to or not, your wisdom only grows if you want it to ...
JIM GENOVESE I'm one of my sensations.
ALBERTO CAEIRO Boxing's a poor man's sport. We can't afford to play golf or tennis. It is what it is. I...
SUGAR RAY LEONARD More important, it's because God is our only true source of life.
CRAIG GROESCHEL It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.
NAPOLEON HILL Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
ELLEN PARR The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
DOROTHY PARKER It was an in-line quarter; there was not a whole lot of surprise. Revenues were a tad light, but onl...
BOB BACARELLA Grease is the only cure for a hangover.
CAMERON DIAZ Tomorrow is promised to no one. Prioritize today accordingly.
GINA GREENLEE It is a well-known fact that English people never know anything. They only think. The only exception...
ANGELA KISS This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able ...
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL It is important to remember that John Paul II was not an American or a Frenchman.
NORMAN DAVIES Below there are cyclists, lorries, men; it is a grey street and a grey subway;—it affects me as th...
ERICH MARIA REMARQUE I was born on a full moon. Both my children were born on full moons, too. Some people say that's...
KEVIN GATES I consider a dream like I consider a shadow,” answered Caeiro, with his usual divine, unexpected p...
ÁLVARO DE CAMPOS The only cure for suffering is to face it head on, grasp it round the neck and use it.
BRENNAN MANNING Love is a disease, if you catch it then there is no cure for it, just like cancer.
KAZI SHAMS Gays and lesbians are sick people. It's definitely a disease. They haven't invented a cure f...
ELI YISHAI Let your actions speak LOVE. No matter what it is.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO The possible is just the impossible that we've come to accept,
STEWART STAFFORD Childhood should be carefree, playing in the sun; not living a nightmare in the darkness of the soul...
DAVE PELZER Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED

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