There is small merit in mocking goodness, tweaking charity; it is much more comic to deprive people of their petty little existence for no reason at all, for a lark.

God is becoming bitter, he envies man his mortality.

God is growing bitter, He envies man his mortality.

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.

The rain in the Ukraine falls mainly not on the plains.