There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.

You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

I've been on TV a long time, and I've never had a catch phrase.

I learned a long time ago that fame and money is not a ticket to happiness.