There wasn't anything you couldn't build.

Employees are told right from the start that there is to be no interaction.

There are no happy times at Happy Times .

That mustache was black when I first knew you. You're looking good.

[This old auto part finally reached O'Rourke, who said:] If you've found someone who's unhappy with Happy Times , have them give me a call. We're all about being happy here. We don't want them having unhappy feelings about us. We would like to have them resolve their unhappiness. That's what Happy Times is all about. ... You've gotta be kidding me.

Every time I try to talk to a police officer, I just get blown off,