There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or which finds us first. We are always ripe and ready to be taken.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.