There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else.

You can change my mind, but you gotta work harder at it.

Bon Jovi = Viagra for woman (Joviagra)

The minute you're born, you're getting older.