There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

I don't have to get married myself in order to campaign on behalf of gay marriage.

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

When I got married in my twenties, I had a happy marriage and happy kids but at some point in time I let it go off the rails; I let it go off the rails.