There's a place for corporate wives, but there's no place for corporate husbands.

I never go out of my way to screw someone, but I'm always looking over my shoulder.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession . . .

Is there a more pitiable spectacle than that of a wife contending with others for that charm in her husband's sight which no philters and no prayers can renew when once it has fled forever?
Women are so unwise. Love is like a bird's song beautiful and eloquent when heard in forest freedom, harsh and worthless in repetition when sung from behind prison bars.
You cannot secure love by vigilance, by environment, by captivity. What use is it to keep the person of a man beside you if his soul be truant from you?

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced