There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes. They're trying to find her to stop her.

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.

You know what truth is? [...] It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I ask him what he believes. He tells me, and I say, "Yeah, yeah - ain't it the truth?

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.