There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He's in Mexico campaigning with the very people who'll be living here by election time.

The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem.

When I was a kid, I think I wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I learned from Arnold Schwarzenegger, too, that it's O.K. to be pluggish.

I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant.