There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.
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Related There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fo... GEORGE W. BUSH Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. RANDALL TERRY Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. ENGLISH PROVERB Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. UNKNOWN Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me, ... I don't think people are going to fall f... LORNE CALVERT ...fool me once, shame on me…fool me twice…I deserved to get fucked over. DEREKICA SNAKE "Fool me once; fool me twice; but shame on me if you fool me thrice." - Nabil N. Jamal NABIL N. JAMAL F*** me badly once, shame on you. F*** me badly twice, shame on me. SEX AND THE CITY Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me. KIM CATTRALL The challenge for the White House is that a lot of the base has this 'fool me once shame on you, fee... DAN MITCHELL I think Karl Rove saw that in George W. Bush early on and understood the impact that he could have o... ED GILLESPIE This is a 'fool me once' kind of situation. We're not going to be fooled again. ALEX GLASS The Cutter leaned toward me, resting his forehead against mine. 'Fool me once,' he whispered, 'shame... BRENNA YOVANOFF If they fool me once, it's first time. If they fool me again, I am learning. If they fool me third t... LILY CHATTERJEE If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me. ITALIAN PROVERB If a man fools me once, shame on him. If he fools me twice, shame on me. CHINESE PROVERB You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back wha... BILLY MAYS In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future! DAN QUAYLE Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you. And any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you... MICHAEL MOORE Teams keying on me just drives me to work even harder, and makes you an overall better player. It ex... DAWN EVANS Robert Pattinson has the face of a film-noir dupe. It's a face that is searching and open and ki... WESLEY MORRIS I have fooled life and life has fooled me. We are quits. I say good-bye. Think sometimes in the hour... RICHARD VON KRAFFT-EBING I'm drawn to melancholy characters. I don't know what that says about me. Characters who are... GARRETT DILLAHUNT There's no fool like an old fool -- you can't beat experience. JACOB BRAUDE There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience. JACOB BRAUDE The thing you can count on in life is that Tennessee will always be scorching hot in August. ANN PATCHETT I was beautiful. Now, because I am old, I take no shame in so saying. LILLIE LANGTRY Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever... JULES CARLYSLE I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right -- shame on you! LOUIS ARMSTRONG I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right / shame on you! LOUIS ARMSTRONG I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right -- shame on you! LOUIS ARMSTRONG Any professional athlete will tell you that the mind is everything. For me, there is no shame in say... CARLI LLOYD But the time factor would make that kind of ruling a victory for [Texas Gov. George W.] Bush, ERWIN CHEMERINSKY The first principle is that you must not fool yourself—and you are the easiest person to fool. So ... RICHARD FEYNMAN Give me the old enthusiasms back, Give me the ardent longings that I lack, -- The glorious d... WILLIAM WETMORE STORY You know he[George W. Bush] is there[in the White House] illegally. You know he was not elected eith... MICHAEL MOORE You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but... ABRAHAM LINCOLN Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or eve... JAY LENO President Bush has made this declaration so Tennessee can get back on their feet and go on with thei... JOE ALLBAUGH If you are capable of fooling yourself, anyone can fool you. Don't be fooled. NESTOR VILLARREAL What it says is George W. Bush is beyond not popular in the African-American community. He is dislik... JAY CAMPBELL If you stab me in the back than you are a fool. If you want to hurt me than look me in the eyes. ALLY FAZIO I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on ... GLENN BECK I can think of no faster way to unite the American people behind George W. Bush than a terrorist att... HENRY KISSINGER pulling down the stature of George W. Bush...the more the merrier for me. RAY BUCKLEY My father didn't know George W. Bush from Adam. RON REAGAN Al Gore is in striking distance of George W. Bush, BILL SCHNEIDER The biggest terrorist in the world is George W. Bush, CINDY SHEEHAN I watched you undress. Shame on you! LJUPKA CVETANOVA You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. JEANIENE FROST I would never normally approach a woman in this way, but I couldn't help but notice that you have th... PATRICK ROTHFUSS It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has... HAROLD MACMILLAN You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.''... RICHELLE MEAD You could make an argument that Tennessee shouldn't be a No. 2. You can make an argument that we sho... JAMES SHULER I chose Tennessee because I thought they'd give me an opportunity to play. JAMAL LEWIS [I asked Barbour who would win in November, and here is what he said:] Mark, if this election is abo... GEORGE W. BUSH If you look at the stats, you back off him a little bit and that's probably what Tennessee did. MARK TURGEON We laugh if its real. Its a joke if isn't real. I don't laugh much in jokes, because I know they are... EPHDAN Growing up on a mountain in Tennessee, I spent most of my childhood outside. RACHEL BOSTON Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an o... BILL COSBY Anyone who said I believe in you obviously didn't know me very well. LEILA SALES I think, being from east Tennessee, you're kinda born with a little lonesome in your soul, in yo... ASHLEY MONROE Once we realize that imperfect understanding is the human condition, there is no shame in being wron... GEORGE SOROS Am I a fool? I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled. KENNETH LAY I can't dictate to George W. Bush. GEORGE RYAN The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just ... DAVID LETTERMAN This book here, 'The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder,' in it, I put together a case... VINCENT BUGLIOSI I assure you that a learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool MOLIERE Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! ... OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY It's a shame that it takes me almost leaving here to get me back on track. But I'm just happy I'm he... BRODRICK BUNKLEY Whatever you think of George W. Bush, he left office with his faith intact, and I respect that. DAVID GREGORY In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man. GIACOMO CASANOVA You work hard to get this far and now we're here. . . . And [we're] getting ready to play the mighty... C. VIVIAN STRINGER Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool. JETHRO TULL An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave. PLUTARCH Unless the United States rolls back its demands, it is almost certain that no formal nuclear agreeme... BRAHMA CHELLANEY In the 2000 election, George W. Bush, who had shirked military service, succeeded in presenting hims... SAMANTHA POWER George W. Bush is the worst President in all of American history. HELEN THOMAS We believe that in your province you have granted a second term to our president, George W. Bush, an... BILLY GRAHAM I think he [George W. Bush] has a warm, engaging personality. But, you know, the presidency is more ... AL GORE No matter what the greatest tyrant in the world, the greatest terrorist in the world, George W. Bush... HARRY BELAFONTE Theres an old saying that victory has 100 fathers and defeat is an orphan. JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY My first job was singing on the Cas Walker radio show in Knoxville, Tennessee. I was about 10 years ... DOLLY PARTON I guess what bothers me so much about what I now see going on in both Washington and in Texas is an ... CHRIS BELL Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! ... OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY In George W. Bush's latest reincarnation, he claims to be Reagan-like. Mr. Bush, I know Ronald Reaga... PATTY HEARST My great uncle died on the third charge up Missionary Ridge in Tennessee, TOM HEWITT There's no doubt that, especially after George W. Bush's victory in (the Texas election) this past N... GREGORY RODRIGUEZ Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, ... ROBIN WILLIAMS Most people who get in trouble in politics usually get in trouble because they're disconnected f... LAMAR ALEXANDER My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My... BOB MARLEY I know where I've been, and I see where I'm going. Never forget, I walked away after you did. You ca... LAURA KESSLER just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON I made such a fool of myself,” she lamented. “Love does not make you a fool.” “He ... MITCH ALBOM [Last week, George W. Bush told] New York Times ... I'm smart enough to know what I don't know. MAUREEN DOWD My biggest extravagances are also investments. I have several houses in California, a house in Nashv... DOLLY PARTON But I've got a lot of ideas, I bought me a ranch in Florida and I still have my farm in Ashland ... MEL TILLIS All these candidates talk about children. George W. Bush has pictures with minority kids all the tim... RALPH NADER You give me nothing during your life, but you promise to provide for me at your death. If you are no... MARCUS VALERIUS MARTIAL And I love the twist. I love to fool you once, I love to fool you twice, and on the very last page, ... HARLAN COBEN
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