There's an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It's when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. Everybody is always a stranger. Nothing is ever familiar.
Chuck Palahniuk
Related It's like déjà vu all over again YOGI BERRA Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. STEVEN WRIGHT This is like deja vu all over again. YOGI BERRA Like a word on a page that you’ve printed and read a million times, that suddenly looks strange or... SARAH DESSEN deja vu all over again. DONALD ALLEN He'd stopped trying to bring her back. She only came back when she felt like it anyway, in dreams an... RAINBOW ROWELL Reja Vu: The feeling that I will be here again TERRY PRATCHETT Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't hurt, ... It's like deja vu all over again. It's fine. I'll ... DONALD ALLEN A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart." — Chuck Palahniuk, ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commiss... BOBBY HULL ‘Déjà woo’, is a condition in which a wooing style of a stranger appears familiar. DR HITESH C SHETH What tethers me to my parents is the unspoken dialogue we share about how much of my character is bu... DURGA CHEW-BOSE I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commiss... BOBBY HULL It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN That was like a carbon copy of the last time we saw them. It was just too much like how it went over... VIC WOLFFIS Déjà vu is more than just that fleeting moment of surprise, instantly forgotten because we never b... PAULO COELHO A key in a compromise proposal is to make some movement. There appears to be little movement in the ... BARRETT MARSON Call Stella 'Trash Can Girl' again and I'll beat the h--- out of you. In fact, call her or anyone el... KATIE MCGARRY Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. UNKNOWN Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do SOTONYE ANGA Life is full of lessons; learn the lessons in life you meet each moment of time well! So many people... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA The chance to do it over again is called now. J.R. RIM His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I may have forgotten this before. STEPHEN WRIGHT I had seen the great, but I had not seen the small.
[Fr., J'avais vu les grands, mais je n'avais p... VITTORIO ALFIERI I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club&... JEN LANCASTER Ask yourself if you would feel reassured leaving your loved one there. And then visit again. Make a ... ANDREW CROCKER Ask yourself if you would feel reassured leaving your loved one there. And then visit again. Make a ... ANDREW B. CROCKER Deja vu is one of the weirdest things that happens to me. It boggles my mind. CHINO MORENO The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Nothing is stranger or more ticklish than a relationship between people who know each other only by ... THOMAS MANN Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I’ve forgotten this b... STEVEN WRIGHT Of course, that may be all they have in common, ... But there's always a chance you'll meet someone ... ELVIS DURAN Happiness is about a moment. The moment. Its not a switch that gets thrown and nothing bad ever ... TRIPP MILLICAN Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE You must ask for God's help. Even when you have done so, it may seem to you for a long time that no ... C.S. LEWIS To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ... GARY F EVANS... I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will... NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar... GARY F EVANS... Everybody in life is a chameleon. MELANIE CHISHOLM Each time a new war is disclosed in the name of the fight of the good against evil, those who are ki... EDUARDO GALEANO Each time you say hello to a stranger, your heart acknowledges over and over again that we are all f... SUZY KASSEM It is no harm to accept an invitation of a stranger, but better visit an occasion of people we ... TOBA BETA You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS Science fiction is any idea that occurs in the head and doesn't exist yet, but soon will, and wi... RAY BRADBURY I don't think anything is going to come out of the six-party talks. At best it will become something... JOEL WIT Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON Life is an audition. THOMAS FLAJNIK - ANTICHIMERAPODAL Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER When everything happens to you when you're so young, you're very lucky, but by the same toke... LAUREN BACALL Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one. NOW IS GOOD I think there is something to Deja Vu. I just can't put my finger on it, which is basically the conc... SHANA ODEN Death is nothing at all. It does not count. I have only slipped away into the next room. Nothing has... HENRY SCOTT HOLLAND They'd [Wilson and Vaughn's characters] have to chuck us in the first act so they can crash again. ISLA FISHER Lost time is never found again; and what we call time enough, always proves little enough. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN I find many drawbacks of myself. But, each time when I visit Lourdes, I receive a lesson of reconcil... MIREILLE MATHIEU Everything turns in circles and spirals with the cosmic heart until infinity. Everything has a vibra... SUZY KASSEM You can't go home again. Your childhood is lost. The friends of your youth are gone. Your present is... HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS But each deed you do, each act, binds you to itself and to its consequences, and makes you act again... URSULA K. LE GUIN Everybody is again trying to second guess what the Fed is going to do. The assumption is when they s... JOE WILLIAMS They listen so well to Mr. Vu. He means so much to these guys. BECKY HILL For a man can lose neither the past nor the future; for how can one take from him that which is not ... MARCUS AURELIUS Kelsey and I are always on the same page. We had a close bond last year, and everyone is like that a... ASHTON WHIDDEN I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" ROD SCHMIDT Mickey is one of the prime examples: Mickey has never been suspected of being an American export. It... JOHN HENCH Dedication is the preparation to success! WERNER BOTHA You have to serve in time and time again. What we want out of our guys is the first ball they serve ... JOEL WALTON Love is the best thing there ever is. There’s no words to describe it. You wouldn’t be able to f... UZAIR ALAM If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake a... AMIT KALANTRI Who is happy with his appearance? I find many drawbacks of myself. But, each time when I visit Lourd... MIREILLE MATHIEU When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci... DEYTH BANGER You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like... BEBE REXHA Solum invoked a sensation akin to lingering déjà vu in the wake of a dream. It was not ... G.S. JENNSEN Deja vus aren't your past life memories but they actually are the imaginations you do inside your mi... SIDDHARTH DUBEY The seniors realize this is an opportunity they may never have again. We're trying to get everybody ... CLAUDE TYLER After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. Very often what God first help... C.S. LEWIS The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again.The truth is you will be.And the secret i... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Love everybody, that's all there is too it. Love everybody and the world will be at its natrual stat... AERIAL NICOLE MITCHELL Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction. LORD BYRON I had the misfortune of getting what skateboarders call hippers. It's when you fall on your hip ... EMILE HIRSCH Everybody wants to get their hands on a jersey, a T-shirt, something. This is the first event of its... BOB OWEN Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind. W... FLORENCE KING A movie with nothing but violence is not a good movie. But one that is actually entertaining around ... ADAM GREEN After this night is over, then you can drift away, they you can sleep for ever, for nothing will eve... MICHAEL MORPURGO The opposite of depression is not happiness, but vitality and my life, as I write this, is vital eve... ANDREW SOLOMON Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. JEFFREY FRY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will ne... TIMI NADELA It's been empty a long time and everybody is happy to see it being used again. GEORGE PLATT You know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, try the same thing again. Sometimes the effor... THOMAS KING It is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling ... LEMONY SNICKET It is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling ... LEMONY SNICKET When I see you, the World stops. It stops and all that exists for me is you and my eyes staring at y... JAMES FREY Everybody down there is definitely having a tough time because they can't take anything to market, b... DAVID HEIL
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