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Pages on Facebook are allowed to be anonymous. That is really important. People start revolutions; w...
SHERYL SANDBERG I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed...
ANONYMOUS He's kind of the middle link between the departments and the tipsters helping to keep them anonymous...
BRIAN HAMRIC I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers w...
FIERCE DOLAN The internet, Facebook and Twitter have created mass communications and social spaces that regimes c...
SHIMON PERES I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a ...
DICK MARTIN The writing comes first for me. Not Facebook, not Twitter, not the Internet or signings or merchandi...
JESSICA BIRD I would not have a career without Facebook and Twitter. That's the truth.
BILLY EICHNER People for too long thought they were anonymous on the Internet. People now realize they're not.
ANDREW SERWIN The Facebook is for the Internet, as Big-Brother it is for the TV.
MIGUEL FERNANDES Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
ANONYMOUS Facebook only has a 'like' button because they couldn't fit 'will you just sod off you moronic creti...
JOHN LEWINGTON Facebook has more than 1 billion members, which by population makes it the third largest country in ...
PHIL COOKE My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
FACEBOOK When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Search without Google is like social networking without Facebook: unimaginable.
EVGENY MOROZOV Anonymity is the enemy of civility.
SETH GODIN «“Everybody is in trouble with my dad. My dad only sort of gets the Internet. My dad started look...
BRUCE STERLING I'm not on Twitter or Facebook or anything. I just feel like my life is better without it.
BEN LLOYD-HUGHES Technically, web browsers can control what users see, and sites using Javascript can overwrite anyth...
BEN SHAPIRO Sometimes, the Internet can feel like a middle-school playground populated by brats in ski masks who...
SUSAN ORLEAN Bad rumors about the danger of consumer products are getting increasingly commonplace, largely becau...
ERIC DEZENHALL I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON I don't really use Facebook, because I find it a bit intrusive on your personal life.
TOM ODELL I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK Countries like Iran and China support an Internet Iron Curtain that would censor political dissident...
MARSHA BLACKBURN The Internet, Facebook, synagogue pamphlets, and the plethora of TV channels and cellular networks i...
YAIR LAPID I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I wil...
PATTON OSWALT Any training that does not include the emotions, mind and body is incomplete; knowledge fades withou...
ANONYMOUS The very success of the internet itself is due to its openness, equality of opportunity and innovati...
ARZAK KHAN It's frightening, insidious. It's something we'll be fighting. People believe they're anonymous on t...
BRIDGET BRENNAN I believe that people with a sense of humor are the reason that there are emo kids, its kinda like t...
NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
ANONYMOUS Theres only one thing i admire about emo children, they are the only people that can wear all black,...
NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON I have really good managers and agents who are very selective in what they send me.
MICHAEL PENA Berners-Lee started the World Wide Web as a set of protocols for transferring, linking and addressin...
KATIE HAFNER People who have so much of their personality invested in the Internet can’t really survive as whol...
MARK A. RAYNER There's a big gap between 'Click the link to send an e-mail to your congressman' and ...
BILLY PARISH Between the finite and the infiniteThe missing link of Love has left a void.Supply the link, and ear...
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX I think it's very helpful having Twitter and all that. I mainly talk about work on Twitter. I ke...
TAYLOR SPREITLER We refuse to turn off our computers, turn off our phone, log off Facebook, and just sit in silence, ...
JEFFERSON BETHKE When a human being becomes a set of data on a website like Facebook, he or she is reduced. Everythin...
ZADIE SMITH Microsoft could help Facebook with one of the biggest challenges, namely monetizing its traffic with...
DAVID EINHORN The internet to me is kind of like a black hole, and I never really go on it.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL You can't be global without leveraging technology and the Internet.
DAN LATENDRE Life has its ins and outs, ups and downs and we call the medium Facebook
LEROY NELLIS II With false names, on the right nets, they could be anybody. Old men, middle-aged women, anybody, as ...
ORSON SCOTT CARD I am ever mindful of the legacy of my grandfather, the founder of this Kingdom, who had said to me t...
HUSSEIN OF JORDAN Toys are the greatest inspiration for me. People never really grow up. They just get bigger adult bo...
DOUG TAYLOR Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
SANTOSH KALWAR In this way you get link aggregation, failover with dual homing and load balancing, without the risk...
SIMON WILSON That's the power behind a tool like Facebook Connect. It is making a Web without walls. Facebook...
ERIK QUALMAN The facebook was responsible for his marriage and the same facebook was responsible for his divorce,...
DR HITESH C SHETH InTerNet aLwAys Has beEn My eVeR lOvinG FrIend WhO hAs NEvEr bEtrAyed mE EvER aNd tHe OnLy oNe WhOm ...
NISHI DE SILVA Facebook philosophy has bored me to death...
BRAD MILLER Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way, they are a microcosm of the Intern...
JULIE KLAUSNER You are fettered," said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell me why?"
"I wear the chain I forged in life,"...
CHARLES DICKENS Theres still so much interest in the Beatles and John and still so much mythology,
BOB SPITZ This study really shores up the link between rising sea temperature and the intensity of hurricanes.
JUDITH CURRY Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
ALEX HAMILTON Theres no way to be successful
in music and be debauched.
GREG KOCH We don't swim for the attention. We don't swim to be rock stars. There is something beautifu...
AARON PEIRSOL I'm very lucky because people send me a lot of stuff and post cool articles and pictures on my w...
ELISE ANDREW Between the finite and the infinite
The missing link of Love has left a void.
Supply the lin...
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX Love is the root of all happiness and all sorrow and theres not much in between.
CHASE KITCHENS You would be astonished how much you can think of, and do when you have few days without the Interne...
JOSIP SKAKO Any meaning of life derives from amiably accepting our anonymous role in the singular order of the u...
KILROY J. OLDSTER Information flow is what the Internet is about. Information sharing is power. If you don't share...
VINT CERF Cruelty is easy, cheap and rampant.
BRENé BROWN Something like missionary reductionism has happened to the internet with the rise of web 2.0. The st...
JARON LANIER Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat the...
BILL MAHER Theres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!
ABHYSHEQ SHUKLA We are definitely seeing an increase in demand for these types of more sophisticated devices. What's...
ANSSI VANJOKI Well, the Internet is this miracle. It is an absolutely extraordinary idea that you can press a send...
BARRY DILLER With Facebook, you're not really allowed to be unhappy. Think about it: There's only a like ...
YISHAN WONG One of the nice things about the Internet is people aren't terribly anonymous; they only think they ...
DAVID KENNEDY The trail will link the communities and link to historic and cultural resources.
DALE FREUDENBERGER All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college ...
JODI PICOULT I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY For me, life and death are very important themes. There is no life without death. That's why it&...
TITE KUBO Over the years, the Beatles themselves have incorporated so much fantasy into their own stories that...
BOB SPITZ just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON They don't see anything wrong with it because they see it as a prank. It's more unacceptable to do i...
CHERIE GEIDE We could not have launched Causes without Facebook Platform, providing real identity and real friend...
JOE GREEN Theres an old saying that victory has 100 fathers and defeat is an orphan.
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY Dreams link us to those who have already left this life.
DOUG DILLON It's really cool now that we have Twitter and Facebook, and it's cool that people can post t...
DUSTIN LYNCH The Internet Changed My Life.
CHRIS MENTILLO People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your d...
SETH MACFARLANE I can't really imagine life without Formula One,
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER Internet governance is an oxymoron. The Internet must govern itself. But you can't play cricket ...
KAPIL SIBAL Internet con artists are bad actors without borders.
JODIE BERNSTEIN This extends the Internet to a world without wires and represents the first major deployment of inte...
DON LISTWIN As the Internet becomes more tightly woven into everyday life, an increasing number of consumers wil...
BRYAN MA Many companies restrict Internet activity so heavily that it makes it difficult for people to do onl...
TRAVIS BRADBERRY I also wanted Parker to operate in the Internet age without losing being Parker. He's always ope...
DONALD E. WESTLAKE Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
BRIAN CLOUGH The best thing to do is to know the Internet address of the company or the NGO, the non-government o...
CHRIS SWECKER
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Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS You don't have to touch someone to love them, It's not in the kiss, It's in the times you don't kiss...
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS Glory be to Him who changes others and remains Himself unchanged!
ANONYMOUS Beloved, let us love one another, because love is from God; everyone one who loves is born of God an...
ANONYMOUS May the God who gives endurance and encouragement
give you a spirit of unity among yourselves ...
ANONYMOUS Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
ANONYMOUS Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can be...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what y...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
ANONYMOUS It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
ANONYMOUS He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
ANONYMOUS All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
ANONYMOUS A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
ANONYMOUS Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
ANONYMOUS Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b...
ANONYMOUS Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o...
ANONYMOUS Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family d...
ANONYMOUS The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
ANONYMOUS Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
ANONYMOUS An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
ANONYMOUS Time cuts down all, Both great and small.
ANONYMOUS Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
ANONYMOUS Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
ANONYMOUS Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. •Anonymous Many an o...
ANONYMOUS Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.
ANONYMOUS Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
ANONYMOUS Defeat may test you; it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed, try another way. For eve...
ANONYMOUS Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
ANONYMOUS A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowin...
ANONYMOUS Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and u...
ANONYMOUS She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.
ANONYMOUS many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. charm is deceptive, beauty is fleeting; but a ...
ANONYMOUS Lady Wisdom will be your close friend; and Brother Knowledge will be your pleasant companion.
ANONYMOUS When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
ANONYMOUS It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is possible only when one is busy. The body must toil, the mind must be occupied, and the ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal.
ANONYMOUS Happiness seems to be the result of something happening — inactivity is not very exhilarating.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passe...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not given but exchanged.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not a matter of good fortune or worldly possessions. It's a mental attitude. It comes f...
ANONYMOUS If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your a...
ANONYMOUS So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
ANONYMOUS Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not always measured in smiles.
ANONYMOUS Happiness lies in our own backyard, but it's probably well hidden by crabgrass.
ANONYMOUS Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
ANONYMOUS The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
ANONYMOUS Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle ...
ANONYMOUS Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
ANONYMOUS To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
ANONYMOUS My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved ...
ANONYMOUS The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pa...
ANONYMOUS Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
ANONYMOUS Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick.
ANONYMOUS When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
ANONYMOUS Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding i...
ANONYMOUS A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
ANONYMOUS When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my l...
ANONYMOUS Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
ANONYMOUS Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, ...
ANONYMOUS تبسمك في وجه أخيك صدقة، وأمرك بالمعروف صدقة ونهيك عن ال...
ANONYMOUS The first men to be created and formed were called the Sorcerer of Fatal Laughter, the Sorcerer of N...
ANONYMOUS Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you...
ANONYMOUS And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
ANONYMOUS Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for ...
ANONYMOUS Anyone who is having troubles should pray. Anyone who is happy should sing praises. Anyone who is si...
ANONYMOUS I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
ANONYMOUS Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
ANONYMOUS Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
ANONYMOUS For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
ANONYMOUS Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of...
ANONYMOUS Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I ...
ANONYMOUS Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
ANONYMOUS Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
ANONYMOUS My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
ANONYMOUS As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my ...
ANONYMOUS Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
ANONYMOUS Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
ANONYMOUS I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
ANONYMOUS My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too ...
ANONYMOUS Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
ANONYMOUS Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:
Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
ANONYMOUS Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time a...
ANONYMOUS He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this ...
ANONYMOUS I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
ANONYMOUS My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museu...
ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
ANONYMOUS I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
ANONYMOUS There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in Ame...
ANONYMOUS I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
ANONYMOUS I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my ...
ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
ANONYMOUS Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
ANONYMOUS If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your sm...
ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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