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This and this??
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in music and be debauched.
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JOE NICKELL Science has never found a ghost,
JOE NICKELL I don't know them, ... I wasn't there.
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JERZY KOSINKSI Just 'cause you can't see me don't mean I gone away.
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YAHOO SERIOUS Because that's the thing they sell.
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JESMYN WARD Stories are about endings,’ he’d said. ‘They don’t mean anything unless they come to an end.
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HANK MOODY theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body
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CAMERON CLAPP There was no way to solve all these problems on the front end, ... So we just said, 'Come on.'
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ED ADLER There are no talks going on, and CNN is not for sale, ... These types of stories just stir up issues...
ED ADLER If people decide to sell their land and rezone, they can petition for it. There was no need to rezon...
BEV CORTIANA No, ... I don't sell dope.
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MONIKA BASILE I may not be the kind of person you want me to, but I will always be there for you.
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JOE SACCO As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON