There's no reason for kids to be drinking sports drinks during school when they're not exercising or playing sports.

The caffeine drinks that kids are drinking are loaded with sugar and fat calories. Not only are they drinking caffeine, but they're getting hundreds of calories.

It's like any other high school sport. Kids come out and you might get cut. That's how high school sports run.

Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!

High school is when a lot of kids begin to feel pressure to do drugs and start drinking.

The idea is to sip and savor a drink or two.