There's nothing funnier than the human animal.

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

Man is said to be a reasoning animal. I do not know why he has not been defined as an affective or feeling animal. Perhaps that which differentiates him from other animals is feeling rather than reason. More often I have seen a cat reason than laugh or weep. Perhaps it weeps or laughs inwardly — but then perhaps, also inwardly, the crab resolves equations of the second degree.

Humans are the only animals on earth that have done nothing to improve our planet. We are the only animals that have done nothing to improve the life of another single species on this planet.

That place is my baby and I would prostitute myself for it