There's some crazy (expletive) in here.

It was all incredibly surreal and crazy.

I had been on the junior Olympic team in high school for trampoline; I could do twenty-six back flips in a row.

I don't mind being a grandfather; I've been a mother for so many years. You just can't believe what it's like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children.

I grew up with the smell of the lake and the feeling of the woods.

Maybe life is random, but I doubt it.