There's two principal myths about shamrock: that it's unique to Ireland, and that it never flowers.

Shamrock only exists on St. Patrick's Day. Every other day of the year, it's just young clover.

Why should Ireland be treated as a geographical fragment of England . . . Ireland is not a geographical fragment, but a nation.

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.

Normally, everything generally from the school goes to the principal. They should notify the principal, and if it is a safety or welfare issue, they contact the transportation department.

We can keep from a child all knowledge of earlier myths, but we cannot take from him the need for mythology