There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right.

Everything that has calories in my kitchen is my favorite

Everyone can have a bad day.

Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

What?You are having a bad day?Think of those who didn't wake up this morning and can no longer live this day

I've had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies.