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These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring them down.


Francine Rivers

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WILLIAM BLAKE Passions are vices or virtues to their highest powers.
JOHANN VON GOETHE Passions are vices or virtues to their highest powers.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE The first glance at History convinces us that the actions of men proceed from their needs, their pas...
GEORG WILHELM FRIEDRICH HEGEL The passions often engender their contraries.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their...
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GEORGE ELIOT The person who is master of their passions is reason's slave.
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LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Those who dare take risks shall fulfill their passions.
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CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE The passions are like fire, useful in a thousand ways and dangerous only in one, through their exces...
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CHRISTIAN NEVELL BOVEE All passions exaggerate; and they are passions only because they do exaggerate.
NICOLAS CHAMFORT All passions exaggerate; and they are passions only because they do exaggerate.
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NICK WOODMAN Only passions, great passions can elevate the soul to great things.
DENIS DIDEROT Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.
DENIS DIDEROT If we resist our passions, it is more through their weakness than from our strength.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD If we resist our passions it is more from their weakness than from our strength.
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Solitude and reflection are necessary to give to wishes the force of passions.
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MARQUIS DE SADE It is difficult to overcome one's passions, and impossible to satisfy them
MARGUERITE DE LA SABLIERE Our true passions are selfish.
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AMIT RAY Out of chaos God made a world, and out of high passions comes a people.
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON Out of chaos God made a world, and out of high passions comes a people.
LORD BYRON Literature and butterflies are the two sweetest passions known to man.
VLADIMIR NABOKOV The passions of the young are vices in the old.
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RALPH W. SOCKMAN Passions are the only orators to always convinces us.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Countless as the sands of the sea are human passions.
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HENRY CLAY Passions make men live, knowledge merely makes them last
CHAMFORT Strength instead of being the lusty child of passions, grows by grappling with and subduing them.
JAMES M. BARRIE In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same.
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HORACE WALPOLE Let the passions and cupidities and dreams and kinks and ideals and greed and hopes and foul corrupt...
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Vices are often habits rather than passions
ANTOINE RIVAROL Vices are often habits rather than passions.
ANTOINE RIVAROL Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS Anyone who seeks to destroy the passions instead of controlling them is trying to play the angel.
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) Anyone who seeks to destroy the passions instead of controlling them is trying to play the angel.
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JOAN RIVERS I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full th...
JOAN RIVERS Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I...
JOAN RIVERS Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and ...
JOAN RIVERS The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
JOAN RIVERS Even at your best, the creative moments are still kind of fleeting.
RIVERS CUOMO Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
JOAN RIVERS I have some good books of Bach keyboard music transcribed for guitar, and there's always a nylon...
RIVERS CUOMO We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
MICKEY RIVERS I decided to try celibacy because I heard it would help the meditation, and I tried meditation becau...
RIVERS CUOMO When I was 15 and dreaming about being a rock star... I thought the whole point of it was to get chi...
RIVERS CUOMO Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.
JOAN RIVERS Cat Stevens' music, voice, and energy made me feel so secure. He sounded different from some of ...
RIVERS CUOMO I always like balance. If I'm playing rock music all the time, chances are I'll start cravin...
RIVERS CUOMO I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to e...
JOAN RIVERS