These days you're not just competing with the tedium, you're competing with the cellphone.

Saturn Return is just the return of your planets to their original position.

I'm viewed as this weird, crippled character. But you got to take your lumps.

I often have deer on my property and there's a fox and owls. You're not going to see that in the city.

I grew up in a house of no love or emotion - it kind of sticks with you.

If you don't fit into this kind of like gossipy, trendy, Web-hit thingy, you're relegated to sort of second-class celebrity status.