These rich landowners were in Philadelphia trying to decide how best to protect their fortunes from those greedy kings in Europe and how best to exercise their God-given right of control over the peasant.

The U.S. should print on its money, "In Guns We Trust" and use pictures of aircraft carriers, F-16 and tanks instead of politicians. But that would undermine the very foundation that hypocrisy stands on.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

The US is like Disney World. There are the fools who pay for the right to play make believe for a day and there are the people who get paid to take the fool’s money. To each his own.

If I could choose, and to some extent I can, I believe it would be ideal to have a seemingly naïve personality and a mind that was anything but. In most cases, I believe it is wise to forgive, but unwise to forget.

I would be better off alone on Mars than here on Earth. My middle name should be, Ambivalent, because everyone I meet ends up with a bad case of it.