They are a tough team for me to play emotionally because I coached every one of these players for six to eight years. I still call this Lone Peak team the Bruins sometimes. It's a hard habit to break.
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Related It's tough playing that team emotionally. Every single one of them out there I've coached for six, s... DAVE WOOLLEY I like the way that team plays. They seem to play hard and play the right way. The players really pl... SARUNAS JASIKEVICIUS They will be a tough team to beat because they know we mean business and they know we're going to pl... NANCY LOPEZ I've never had a better defensive team in all the years I've coached. They get after it and play har... TOM PENDERS It's time to prepare for finals but this is good review too. I'm not an easy coach to play for somet... GREG HAWK There is no pressure. We're going out there to play basketball and play hard for 40 minutes. The gre... BRENDA FRESE I rooted for the Milwaukee Brewers and its stars, Robin Yount and Paul Molitor. I went to a lot of g... DAVID EINHORN I'm glad they play hard for me, but this was a team victory. JASON MAAS It was huge for us. That's the kind of thing that the team works so hard to just to come to this day... AUNDRAE ALLISON Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. BRETT HULL How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS We did what we had to do to win. They (Lincoln) are a tough team - they play real hard. I give them ... MATT GORDON It's always exciting to come somewhere you wanted to, an 'Original Six' team, and of course, the Bru... BRIAN LEETCH We realize that the eight team here are the eight best team left. We are going to have to play hard ... LONN REISMAN This is the youngest team I've had, which is what I've been yearning for really for years now. The y... DUSTY BAKER This was a key match for us because the kids need to realize that this is a team, that they can stil... DIANE TULLER Taylor is our emotional leader. She is the heart and soul of this team. It was tough to lose her bec... KEVIN FURTADO I still feel like I have to make the team. Here, nothing is given to me. I have to earn it. That's a... BEN JOHNSON (BASEBALL PLAYER) Obviously, being a league opponent, that's great for the Northeast-10. They're a well-coached team t... DAVID MCLAUGHLIN They hit a lot of tough shots. You've got to give them credit for making the shots they had to. I do... BOB THOMASON He's done a fantastic job with this team. I think of the injuries we've had - he's had his whole tea... MIKE BROWN Of course, I always expect to play because I want to play. But it is not always possible to play in ... JUAN CARLOS FERRERO Every one of these kids can hit the ball well. I have to cut eight kids to get down to 14 and they a... MAL STRANGE I'm still excited about this team. We have a full week of practice with these guys, which helps. I k... DAN ARMSTRONG I am very lucky to be around these players and this team. They're great players. They're all winners... DARKO MILICIC Grand Junction is just a solid team and they are a tough team to face, but we still have to come out... BILL WOMACK John is a tough, hard-nosed player. To try and play in the condition he is in is a selfless act for ... WILL KIMBLE They?re a seasoned team. They?re very, very well-coached. They play extremely hard. They?re surprisi... LARRY HUNTER A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD This has the potential to be the best team I've coached in my four years here. I had these seniors a... BILL SHEPPARD I am so proud of this team. The thing about this team is they don't want to let one another down. Th... DENNIS RUEDINGER That this team was one win away from the final eight is just unbelievable. I'm as proud of this team... GRANT SMYTHERS We are looking for 30 to 35 teams to sign up for this year's event. A team consists of eight to 15 m... ANN PATTERSON Tiffany is one of the most competitive and aggressive players on the team, but she's still very lovi... AUBRY COOK Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE I was just glad to be back out there. We figured they would play us tough and we would have to play ... BRITTANI NICHOLS We made a pact, me and each one of these players, that we wouldn't quit. They're trying. ... They're... DANIEL BERTHIAUME I tip my hat to the Lowell program, its coach and its players. It's really hard to beat a team three... KEITH NORMAN They play aggressive. They play the run hard, they pass the ball and they play physical on defense. ... JOEY PORTER I run the ball, I catch the ball, and for this team I am very valuable, ... I think any time a defen... BRIAN WESTBROOK I run the ball, I catch the ball, and for this team I am very valuable. I think any time a defense o... BRIAN WESTBROOK We're going to miss these girls a lot because of what they've done for the team over the past four y... ANTONIO ENCARNACION Joe is one of the best team players I have ever coached. He enjoys supporting everyone and has been ... BILL WADLEY I felt I made a commitment to play with this team and be with this team, and I didn't want to break ... JOSH DAVIS Injuries is not good for anybody, for the player, for the team, for the organization, for everybody.... CARLOS GUILLEN They are working hard to gain strength and this year should be good for these guys because we will f... CODY KEENE It's going to be tough because Danville is always a great shooting team and they are well?coached. T... GREG WORRALL (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON Those two are good (players), but getting everybody else working hard is what's really made this tea... JEFF HANS I call him 'Pretty Ricky,' ... I like him because he's one of those guys, he plays hard. If you pull... VINCE CARTER All 22 guys on our team, they mean a lot to me. I love every one of them. It?s a shame this had to e... BILL JAMES This was such a good test for our team because we had played tennis for 12 hours in the last three d... JACK HUGHES They really care for each other. When a team is a team, whether they are 6-feet tall, or 5-feet tall... CATHY ALEXANDER I don't think we are a team we'd want to play because we've competed against everybody. Again, that'... CORY ANDERSON I think because they played so many young players, with those guys playing well, it reinforced the i... JAMIE NEWBERG When you look at any great team, one thing that they have is longevity on their staffs. When you are... DAN BLAND We have a lot of offensive players this year. The best offence is a team offence. With the team we h... JENN SWANN That's the kind of team you want to play. They're going to play hard, they're going to be good and w... BOB HOWELL As a team they're coached very well, they play very well together, and we just have to be ready for ... DAN OPPLAND Northfield is a very tough, physical team, and they go in and play very hard. Unfortunately we just ... ERIC BAGLEY I was trying to help my team. It's a tough situation for me, bases loaded, one out, try to put the b... CARLOS GUILLEN It's tough for any high school team to come up with six pitchers or more. It's tough to play six gam... LEN ANDERSON This team has worked so hard all season. This says a lot for these kids. I love coaching a team like... JASON TARLETON I know it's a big game for Coe. So I am going to try to help the team get this win for him. We are g... KASEY KIKER As tough as this league is, you can lose at any time. This gives us a one-game lead with eight to go... BRUCE LARNER I coached against Dave the last couple of years, and I was very proud to be the first time a father ... DON SHULA I think they just wrestled hard. The guys who won, the guys who lost, every single one of them wrest... ADAM ALIREZ The Gaels are riding a good streak of matches and competing well. They have a crafty team of players... GEORGE HUSACK I've haven't see anybody in this conference play. I have no idea what the level of play is. My goal ... CRAIG MARSHALL We're excited about this game. We're excited about the opportunity to play a team like Lemoore. Gold... DON CHANDLER I was surprised, but I only get that because I had a bunch of kids who knew how to play the game and... ALAN JOHNSTON We knew we had to keep fighting because we knew they are a tough team and would keep fighting to com... BRETT AMES Some read to learn, some to laugh, and some to live. JOYCE RACHELLE Binns is the best team we've played and they always will be. They're the best coached team that we w... BILLY MITCHELL What can you say? They are a tough team. They are great shooters and play aggressive defense. Jennie... JACKIE PARSLEY The best love that you can give is to love yourself, in spite of your mistakes, in spite of your fai... SHARLENE PRINCE, SHAROCK P. It's much more responsibility for me but I'm very confident I can do my best for the team. I am the ... GILBERTO SILVA It's very difficult because you know these guys are coming in here against a veteran team like Memph... DWANE CASEY As far as where I fit in the back court, that's not for me to answer. My play will have to decide th... ANTONIO DANIELS It's always a lot of fun to come out and play a good game against a team I used to play for. I've st... BEN SAYLOR I know what kind of a team they are. I'm going to tell these guys, pack your lunch and be ready. Tho... MARQUAND MANUEL The kids really look up to Bob. He treats every kid equally. This is the hardest working team I've e... DAN ALDERSON This team was a national contender two years ago when I decided to add them to our schedule. Even th... MATT GIBSON It was huge for our team this year and for the confidence that we could beat a team as good as Utica... BRENT CAHILL Stopping Brittany Woolley alone doesn't beat this team. They've got a lot of weapons. They've got a ... BRUCE MOORE I think that we can win eight of our next ten games. We can do this because I see the bats coming al... MARTIN ANDERSON They have a really hard-nosed team. They win a lot of one-on-one battles. They're physically really ... GREG VANNELLI (Tennessee) is a well-coached and very disciplined team. It will be a tough battle for us. DAVID RICHMOND This team is really intriguing. When they play well they are almost unbeatable. The biggest thing I ... BOBBY CREMINS It depends on the team. If you're talking a 4-3 (front) team, they see me at end. A 3-4 team sees me... BRENT HAWKINS I knew it was going to be tough because of the [Titans'] tradition, and they didn't want to be the f... JOE SUBOTICKI You've got to be extremely careful, because you could be with a great team, and you could be the... MARCUS ALLEN A shorter rotation is to be expected. Every team and every coach does that. Every team wants its sev... CHUCKY ATKINS This is a great day for me. I am joining Arsenal, one of Europe's leading teams, with a squad contai... EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR I've coached some real good players -- he's the best player I ever coached. He's classy as they come... 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DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough. DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless... DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio... DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu... DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth... DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l... DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. 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DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. 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DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a... DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi... DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho... DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i... DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim. DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re... DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do... DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ... DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started. DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d... DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt... DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got. DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves. DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it. DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music. DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,... DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ... DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun. DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal... DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v... DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by... DAVE BARRY