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They are both such good singers and musicians. It will be a real treat to have them back.


Jeff Hyslop

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Let us treat the men and women well: treat them as if they were real: perhaps they are.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON We're all songwriters and singers and musicians.
GLENN HUDSON They treat their cocktails like dishes -- they have to be both beautiful and balanced.
DUGGAN MCDONNELL When we treat people merely as they are, they will remain as they are. When we treat them as if they...
THOMAS S. MONSON Background singers who are any good have to be great imitators.
DARLENE LOVE I'm real proud of them. Both of them have been playing real hard since they were freshman. I demand ...
BILLY WALLER They always come back when they learn that not every woman's gonna treat them this good.
ANGIE STONE I thought Jeff Higgins came in and gave us a real big lift because we were really dragging. He did a...
CAL HUBBARD These are tough for coaches when you near the end with a team you enjoy coaching. I think they fough...
DAN MONSON There are no refugees, no displaced persons here, ... They are our guests and we treat them as such.
MIKE TURNER Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great
RALPH WALDO EMERSON When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you.
CRAIG GROESCHEL A lot of cats in New Orleans, very soulful, very soulful musicians and they assume that they're ...
WENDELL PIERCE Most women go through life looking for love, and looking for someone to treat them like a queen. For...
TAISEN DESHIMARU They met at a charity benefit. Both have Parkinson's, and both are real fighters.
RICHARD CORKERY We have to get back in transition and keep talking. Ager and Brown are good, and they always sprint ...
CHRIS LUTZ How you treat the quiet, shy types is the most important. If you leave them to sit in a corner, they...
GEOFFREY ZAKARIAN A lot of them are easy, because the directors have engendered such good will,
RICHARD BROWN When good players get going, they are hard to stop, and Jeff is a good player. He got going and it w...
STEVE ALFORD The jurors are infinitely smarter and wiser than senators. They will have no problem understanding J...
DANIEL PETROCELLI We have a lot of good people coming back. (Point guard Tommy Corbett) is good and this (trip to the ...
ALEX ROUCH Both are going on. These are large companies. Within them are strategists telling them that they wil...
DUNCAN MCLAREN Beyonce is a beautiful, elegant woman who is also a wonderful dancer. And her voice is sublime. Just...
AZZEDINE ALAIA Musicians know that this area has been an amazing hotbed for singers and players.
VINCE GILL They will be helping us out, because they would have to build a lagoon and treat septic anyway.
EDWARD LENNEX Her parents were well-off. They both had good jobs, a nice place. They grabbed everybody and sent th...
CRISTINA CORREA All indications I have is, the projects we are quoting seem to be real and have time frames on them....
THOMAS ALLEN My father started his own business, and before that was a freelance lecturer, and my friends are art...
RUPERT FRIEND It will be a real defensive challenge for us because they both have a lot of offensive weapons, guys...
ANTONIO DANIELS Treat others good and you will be a moral compass.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE There are a lot of singers who cannot sing to save their lives. We have to accept it, but thank God ...
SONU NIGAM Under the school policy, they would be able to come back to school. They have to reapply. All of the...
JAN MCDONALD They are both real tough girls and we have a week off now.
JODI SACKVILLE Both Courtney and Maggie are real competitors - and we expect them to have a friendly, heated and he...
BRENDA CLARK We are honored to play host to such an esteemed group of musicians. We look forward to their return ...
DOUG BROOKS Treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Out of every 100 men, 10 shouldn't be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, an...
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS Once Julius gets back, we'll be even better. Now we know we have a guy we can count on to give Juliu...
DAN CAMPBELL The most impressive thing about both of them is they have good heads on their shoulders. They listen...
EDDIE POPE If the Chinese goof around and hold on to them, there could be a real firestorm tomorrow. But both s...
BATES GILL These pets are members of people's families and so we treat them as such.
NIKKI HACKENDAHL J.J. Hamilton is coming back. And Beaver Campbell, who won a bunch of championships in the 1990s, wi...
BUTCH BEHN The male gay community seems to be very into female singers. I think it could be the songs we sing. ...
LIZA MINNELLI The contrast in their pitches is significant. Yet both of them are positioning themselves to help us...
BRYAN PRICE Depth is a real concern. Injuries are a concern because we don't have the numbers to back it up. I'l...
JOE SLOCUM As I see it, the most effective way to do this is frankly to accept these historical tales for what ...
GRANT WOOD I remember watching them both play and thinking it would be awfully nice to get the two of them toge...
DAN O'BRIEN They treat us just like their other friends. They're good to us. And we're good to them.
MARK ABBOTT The world calls them its singers and poets and artists and storytellers; but they are just people wh...
L.M. MONTGOMERY And from among those who are round about you of the dwellers of the desert there are hypocrites, and...
QURAN They both know if they are open they can shoot. They are good outside shooters. When they are both h...
CHARLES FREET Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the rea...
HERACLITUS What I found about 'Nashville' coming in is it's about these small performances. It can ...
CHIP ESTEN And the thing that I always tried to do with important singers when I met them was to sit down and r...
ALAN LOMAX They are both solid runners. I don't know if Porter will play against us or not, but Thomas is a goo...
CHRIS PARDUE We know that they are a good team that beat Maryland. It will be a good test for us and a good test ...
ILIAN EVTIMOV I get along with all of them and they treat me good.
LINDSAY BURROWS It was just another fun match to watch. Those two are both good scramblers. They go after it. They'r...
MARK RUETTIGER We singers have a different level of responsibility from other musicians. We have words that we must...
JESSYE NORMAN This is a fault common to all singers, that among their friends they will never sing when they are a...
HORACE Negative thoughts are nothing more than human waste, treat them as such and flush when needed!
WILLIAM PAISLEY I will be able to determine which (leads) are good, which ones we have already done, and send them b...
DEPUTY DAVID LINTHICUM They are quite enthusiastic about going back and doing better than they did. Both teams appear to be...
BOB KIRK Transitions are a time of testing, and both sides will have something to prove -- the NATO forces to...
JOANNA NATHAN But, at least what we did to Guatemala shows that it can work-they are both great players. We have t...
LEO BEENHAKKER Now they have a riddle.

- Criminal Minds
DEYTH BANGER The true science of martial arts means practicing them in such a way that they will be useful at any...
MIYAMOTO MUSASHI When you keep the caliber of musicians very high in the band, people are going to come and go. Some ...
KATHY MATTEA The words I'm singing now Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS A lot of these guys are real quiet, so you have to go up and introduce yourself to them. They seem l...
BRIAN MOEHLER Virtual reality is a tough sell for a software developer. They have to convince investors that not o...
PALMER LUCKEY They both have big hearts. Both are good players.
KRIS KORSGADEN It's going to take ball movement and defense. They are a great offensive team. I think our pressure ...
BRET BRIELMAIER If you have a business with 20 people and they are typical of most Americans, they will generally su...
JEFF MONFORD Evil communication truly corrupts good manner.

Not every adult has good moral upbringing ...
OMOSOHWOFA CASEY People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast...
JAMES BALDWIN People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast...
JAMES A. BALDWIN People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast...
JAMES ARTHUR BALDWIN It will be a big challenge for us this week, especially with the layoff. But the girls are mentally ...
GUY PERRON I was nearing the end of childhood when I started to pay real attention to jazz singers. Women excel...
MARGO JEFFERSON I don't know why I keep saying this, and I don't know why I keep using their names... And I&...
SHARON JONES Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable...
JOHANN VON GOETHE Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE I'm still good friends with everybody from 'Teen Wolf.' I still see them, and I go to Je...
ADELAIDE KANE They're a real scrappy team, they play real hard. They don't have a real big girl but they have two ...
MARK MCKENZIE We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their...
BRIGITTE BARDOT Misguided good men are more dangerous than honest bad men. It is because they are seen as good that,...
CRISS JAMI Jeff is a valuable player and we?re glad to have him back. I thought it might be too soon to have hi...
LARRY SCHMIT They are both on fire right now. To have a good week we have to be able to control their hitters.
DEANNA GUMPF The cops are doing the best they can. They treat me so kindly and with such decency.
DANIEL HOROWITZ We're trying to teach them now that if they see something, if they hear something to tell somebody. ...
RICHARD DAVIES They are a family. The question is whether the law will recognize that reality . . . or create a fic...
DAVID ROACH Men have never been good, they are not good and they never will be good.
KARL BARTH Somebody will insult me about my Jeff Gordon T-shirt and then you sit down and have a beer with them...
RAY MOLITOR She gives them an emotional release. She gets the women in a circle, and of course the first thing t...
DAVID RINCK It will be good to see what they are about and see how they are progressing and to see them in a sen...
ALEX INGLETHORPE They looked real good. They both had really good kids in the semifinals.
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JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
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