They are looking to us to create a legitimate comedy scene at Warner Bros.. What they are hoping from us is to develop broad comedies which are PG-13 or R, and they want to make our Broken Lizard movies. It's a classic 'make one for us, make one for them' kind of thing.


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In every atom, there is a reflection of the whole.
JAY WOODMAN
I think there is a case for strong action and intervention when there is criminality and when the le...
JAY WEATHERILL
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
JAY LONDON
The first time I was homeless was when I went to Atlanta. I was in a homeless shelter, then when I g...
JAY ELECTRONICA
The very first thing I tell every intern on the first day is that their internship exists solely on ...
JAY SAMIT
I try to make music with emotion and integrity. And authenticity. You can feel when something's ...
JAY-Z
The success of the second 'Austin Powers' caught us by surprise a little bit. We had decided...
JAY ROACH
Although the story of George and Lennie in 'Of Mice and Men' ends on a depressing note, ther...
JAY PARINI
I was in Las Vegas, and there was a exhibit of King Tut's tomb, and it was an audio tour. At the...
JAY ASHER
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that mak...
JAY LENO
Wherever I go, I bring the culture with me, so that they can understand that it's attainable. I ...
JAY-Z
The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need: it's th...
JAY-Z
As kids we didn't complain about being poor; we talked about how rich we were going to be and ma...
JAY-Z
We spent a month in LA using a pool of musicians, a string arranger called Benjamin Wright, some gre...
JAY KAY
Cultures have long heard wisdom in non-human voices: Apollo, god of music, medicine and knowledge, c...
JAY GRIFFITHS
We clearly need to break our addiction on Saudi Arabian oil that is a security threat to the United ...
JAY INSLEE
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.
JAY INSLEE
For those that fear being taken advantage of by people working from home or on flexible schedules, I...
JAY SAMIT
There is no better feeling than doing well while you are doing good. If you really want to meet the ...
JAY SAMIT
Each year in early spring, during the season of Lent, which begins on Ash Wednesday and concludes on...
JAY PARINI
I think it's very important for hip-hop, when an artist reaches a certain level, to ascend to ex...
JAY-Z
The whole Christmas story was probably a later addition to the gospel narratives, presented only by ...
JAY PARINI
We set up a beta site, a test site, with movie, music and book reviews. If you're reading them a...
JAY CHIAT
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet...
JAY LENO
I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you...
JAY KAY
Whether we're looking at the burial box of St. James, a fragment of the True Cross, the Shroud o...
JAY PARINI
I have always found the baptism of Jesus, with a dove descending and voice from Heaven, one of the g...
JAY PARINI
Politics - I still think it's a bunch of liars and a bunch of self-interest. It's not about ...
JAY-Z
I am the product of hustlers who taught me how to do it. They gave me a hustler's ambition. Not ...
JAY PHAROAH
Instead of focusing the traditional planning cycles where companies benchmark their businesses again...
JAY SAMIT
I'll make a song with Rick Rubin, a song with Beyonce, a song with Lenny Kravitz. I just believe...
JAY-Z
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
JAY LENO
We ought to be beating our chests every day. We ought to look in the mirror, stick out our chests, s...
JAY GARNER
Hip-hop is more about attaining wealth. People respect success. They respect big. They don't eve...
JAY-Z
Providing - that's not love. Being there - that's more important. I mean, we see that. We se...
JAY-Z
The United States is truly remarkable, a nation founded on a set of Enlightenment ideals so beautifu...
JAY PARINI
YouTube began as a failed video-dating site. Twitter was a failed music service. In each case, the f...
JAY SAMIT
Big ideas developed in a vacuum are doomed from the start. Feedback is the essential tool for buildi...
JAY SAMIT
Entrepreneurs always begin the journey believing that they have the next big idea. They dream of the...
JAY SAMIT
I had a year off, so my wife and I were heading to Italy to study Italian. We found a little house i...
JAY PARINI
Let's forgive someone for Valentines day, it's a great way to show love, and forgive yourself too fo...
JAY WOODMAN
The world is a wide place where we stumble like children learning to walk. The world is a bright mos...
JAY WOODMAN
Can we just be grateful for beauty & joy, fascination & tolerance, humour & love, nature...
JAY WOODMAN
President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important f...
JAY LENO
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, so...
JAY LENO