They are not here illegally until ICE says they're illegal.

I want to make it clear to those immigrants who are here illegally, we're not going to go around to factories (or elsewhere) … asking for your cards. … I don't want an immigrant here illegally violated by a (criminal) act of someone else, afraid to call the local law enforcement agencies for help. We will not deport you. We will go after the person who did the crime.

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

Once and for all, I did not use steroids or any other illegal substance.

I'm relentless. My mother says I could sell ice to the Eskimos.

It's not just illegal immigration, it's invasion.