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MATTHEW PEARL One of nurses called me and reported it. She actually witnessed it being taken out of the sharps box...
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FLEA It was a loud pop and my passenger side windshield shattered. I pulled off to the side and called 91...
DAVID HOLMES Her 11-year old son came home from school first and found her. He called 911.
GARY LAPIDUS I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less th...
ILIE NASTASE When you realize that incompetent police officers are harassing you, you need to call 911 and demand...
STEVEN MAGEE The police called her specifically because they knew she would come.
CANDI COURSENS They said they'd pass the information on and they'd have it cleaned up. I guess when I called the po...
JONI ANGER She smelled the smoke, called 911 and went in and saw the couch was in flames. He was on the couch.
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ELIZABETH MORGAN I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending les...
ILIE NASTASE I held her in my hands and screamed. My kids were screaming in the bedroom. I called 911, and I didn...
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STEPHEN RAYMOND No serious incidents or problems were reported. We posted police officers at all major intersections...
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MARIBEL LOPEZ Nothing could have been prevented. But still you know that somehow something wasn't watching. Someth...
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SARAH JAKES One of them really felt like nauseous and not well, and so the mother was advised. The mother saw th...
CHANTAL MACKELS The whole time she was on the phone to 911, she was kicking and beating the door, so they could hear...
GLENN WHITE We were in a black hole. There was nothing. The generator at the police department broke down. For a...
BEN MORRIS The skipper is reported to be greatly distressed. He called the coast guard immediately after it hap...
LARA SLOAN One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they ...
CARINE ROITFELD He had gone to a house and knocked on the door and they reported it.
BOB MERRILL [Police rescued four people huddled under an overhang outside the locked downtown civic center in La...
JAMES HINES [Police rescued four people huddled under an overhang outside the locked downtown civic centre in La...
JAMES HINES We need to help the Hispanic community feel more comfortable when they call 911.
ERICA RAMOS He called me to say the plane crashed and that I should alert the police, rescuers and such.
MICHAELA FARKASOVA The case called for plain, old-fashioned police leg work!
DONALD J. SOBOL The majority of the common people do not realize that calling 911 may result in a stressed out armed...
STEVEN MAGEE The communities of Phelan and Wrightwood are isolated. They have a dial tone and telephone service l...
MIKE PAGE The number has grown at an alarming rate in recent years, but due to a deep distrust of the police, ...
MARK HALL We're dialing 911. We cannot pay you to protect our water and have you use it to destroy our water ....
CARLA JOHNSON It gets worse every time we call. We've called the District Attorney and the police a couple of time...
JOE MURPHY He dialed 911, and they could tell there was a child on the other line. He wasn't saying much to dis...
ILEANA LIMARZI my grandfather would have loved to have met you," Charles told her huskily. "He would have called yo...
PATRICIA BRIGGS This time we called the police to let them know where we'd be in advance.
DARLENE STRASSER Parker comforted them. He was quiet and gentle. He was what they needed.
STEVE FRANK Charlie Hampton was the spitting image of Charlie Parker. He could have been his twin brother. He pl...
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DEYTH BANGER Mozart was born Mozart. Charlie Parker was born Charlie Parker.
DAMIEN CHAZELLE They reported feeling more tired as they went about their daily activities, ... and over time, they ...
ICHIRO KAWACHI You know, many people have called me, friends from the nationalist camp, revisionists and so on, fro...
ERNST ZUNDEL ...tenderness, infatuation, adulation, idolatry - that isn't much to ask, is it Charles? Is it Charl...
JEAN GIRAUDOUX She tried to imagine what Charles would do if another man came up to him and said, "You bring me joy...
PATRICIA BRIGGS He said he went to the area where the shooting occurred and saw the victim's body lying in the roadw...
CAPT. LENZIE STEWART I know she didn't come home for dinner and we got worried, and her brothers and sisters went out loo...
EMILY HOLLABAUGH They took his passport away and they said it had to be held by the police.
MAXINE RUSSELL Several of agitators and cops were injured when the police intervened to quell the ransacking mob. W...
ASFANDYAR KHAN Give it up for Ray Charles and his beautiful legacy. And thank you, Ray Charles for living.
JAMIE FOXX Give it up for Ray Charles and his beautiful legacy. And thank you, Ray Charles, for living.
JAMIE FOXX I was crying like a baby would, we called the police, he was killed instantly.
BORIS LYUBNAR Charles said everything went well. But I expected him to enjoy it. They have good people there and t...
CARL POSTON Operator! Give me the number for 911
DAN CASTELLANETA Operator, give me the number for 911!
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BRYAN WHITMAN What I'm very unhappy about, though, is the way the press handled this matter initially. When I repo...
ELLE CARMICHAEL Hello, 911? I'm on fire.
SAMANTHA JONES The court heard Judge (Charles) Burton (of the Palm Beach County canvassing board), called by the de...
DAVID BOIES Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD I think every writer of detective fiction writing today has been influenced by Mr. Parker. I'm o...
ROBERT CRAIS Being called a murderer: fine, I have no objection to that. It's a fact: I am a sinner, a fallen hum...
ARAVIND ADIGA I made two movies before The Police had a hit record: I did Quadrophenia and a film called Radio On.
STING It would be Spiderman. I'd love to be Peter Parker.
CASPER VAN DIEN The school had several opportunities to prevent this situation. They could have called the police to...
CHRISTINE LINK Unfortunately, users may not know a network does not support 911 services until they make those call...
BOB EGAN Candace Parker did a great job of attacking and it opened things up.
CAPPIE PONDEXTER I was putting forward a bad argument in order to put it down, ... They reported and emphasized only ...
WILLIAM BENNETT Everywhere we lived before used 911.
CAROLYN ALLEN Childhood is not dead. Children were worse off when we were hunter-gatherers; they were threatened i...
ROBERT WINSTON They're certainly the favorites. There's no doubt about it. They're as good as anybody we've played....
LOU LEFEVRE One after the other, they reported everything was safe and sound. I was ecstatic.
ZHANG QI People in there are always trying to rob Sam. Sam has called police a whole bunch of times.
JANICE WILLIAMS They see when the police come, and they run.
LATRICE MOORE So far, they reported that they thought all the issues were worked through.
MAUREEN FORD I'm wondering if they haven't reported all the people with MS, because if all of the cases w...
TERI GARR I've just made a cancer drama, called 'Now Is Good,' directed by Ol Parker and starring ...
KAYA SCODELARIO We actually thought it was fireworks, Gina, call 911. There's a plane down.
GINA HARPER and he went around the police and the police didn't like it and the police stopped him. End of story...
JAMES MEEKS A violation in your presence is not a personal affront, ... It's called taking police action.
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AARON RUSSELL They certainly don't want to be drawing comparisons with the star-studded Diana and Charles visit in...
JUDY WADE It is the common peoples duty to police the police.
STEVEN MAGEE It was our understanding if there was a founded claim that it would be reported to the cardinal. The...
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Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER