They came by wagon, they came by boat, to settle in Texas.

This is Texas. We don't have Walter Cronkite and Ted Kennedy whining about their back yards,

If Virginia Tech ends up number one in all six computer polls, like Texas is now, and the Longhorns are number three in the computer polls, that would make up the current gap in the human polls. That's the best-case scenario for Virginia Tech. It's not like last year when Auburn was third in the human polls and third in the computer polls.

That's a long wagon train,

Don't be surprised if Virginia Tech is not only behind Texas but Georgia as well when the first release comes out.

I'll have you spread-eagled on a wagon wheel.