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nothing
his peace he loses it to his wife
his temper he has to let... APURVA GAGLANI Then I heard this young veteran on TV speaking about the war. It was John Kerry. He put everything I... MAX CLELAND My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now. BARBARA UPTON For John had said unto Herod, It is not lawful for thee to have thy brother's wife. BIBLE John Kerry takes a backseat to no one when it comes to maintaining the strongest military on the fac... DAVID WADE God Bless John Kerry. He just cinched this whole nomination. With Senator Kerry, it is Christmas eve... DON STEWART But when they arrive at George's cabin, his wife wasn't there, so Rusty says they helped George sear... ALBERT DAYAN SPIKE MILLIGAN John is active here in our Devon Club, which he was president of at one time. He and his wife would ... JANICE JACKSON STEVE SCHMIDT JOE LIEBERMAN TOM ROBBINS ANN COULTER SIR JOHN VANBRUGH [• First out of the box was John Kerry, whose statement was sent out at 10:01 p.m. EDT. Kerry said... BOB GRAHAM They had a saying: An Arab loves in the order of: his son, his camel, and his wife - but there were ... MARGARET ROME GRACE WILLOWS DAVID LETTERMAN SAMUEL JOHNSON I cannot get John Edwards and John Kerry -- maybe they ought to meld here. And I think maybe they mi... DAVID BONIOR For Herod himself had sent forth and laid hold upon John, and bound him in prison for Herodias' sake... BIBLE GEORGE JEAN NATHAN He says he's not a habitual drug abuser but this was his anniversary trip and he thought that he wou... EDWARD KING No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere... NATHAN ELMO MELO SUGAR RAY LEONARD First, the department did not participate in the early February press conference when Ed Smart and h... LEE BENSON First, the department did not participate in the early February press conference when Ed Smart and h... LEE BENSON JAY LENO SIR JOHN VANBRUGH During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some poli... CONAN O'BRIEN It was a real shock, and I felt bad for his wife and family. I've known his wife since we were babie... BOBBY ANGLIN CHARLES BUKOWSKI He thought a lot of his wife and his son and just his family. JENNIFER UHLMANN DAVID LETTERMAN ROBERT DALLEK He is also proud of his wife for going to Texas, he said. RICHARD DUNCAN BARACK OBAMA PHILIPPA GREGORY I thought it was a strong night for the Republicans, John McCain talking about national security def... STUART ROTHENBERG If there was one fact that sent me hurtling off to write 'Politics Lost,' it was when I lear... JOE KLEIN GEORGE JEAN NATHAN Honor, obey?" Gisbourne shouted, grappling with John. "This is what you call being a good wife?"A.C. GAUGHEN They may not think that that's a problem, but John Kerry thinks deficits do matter. JASON FURMAN JAMES BALDWIN JAY LENO He's coming through very strongly. He owned most of the restaurants around here. I'm feeling this ma... JOE POWER DAVID CRONENBERG ANN COULTER STEVE SCHMIDT Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser, PETER GOULD He loved his wife and he loved his child. He's lost both his wife and child, and the family has been... HOWARD SHAPIRO If Robert Blake got in his car after his wife was killed he would have blood on him. (Blake) had no ... ERIC DUBIN How can the department explain his department spending $42 million on travel and hospitality while C... LOYOLA HEARN FABRIZIO MOREIRA Tiger Woods was a month away from 34 years of age when his debutantes began turning up in the news. ... DAN JENKINS SAMUEL JOHNSON If Scott Peterson had lost his wife and baby and was innocent, and was now on trial for his life, th... DEAN JOHNSON SOURCE UNKNOWN
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John Kerry had his back against the wall, and in January turned his campaign completely around. 
Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has ... 
John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take he... 
It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was t... 
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. 
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success 
The Italian-based horse is worth somewhere around $10 million after winning six of seven major races... 
As to his Wife, John minds St. Paul, He's one/ That hath a Wife, and is as if he'd none. 
In eight days John Kerry is going to make America the comeback country. 
If a politician isn't doing it to his wife , then he's doing it to his country. 
When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife. 
Why should we believe a word Dick Cheney says about John Kerry -- especially when it comes to defend... 
George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said... 
John Kerry has played politics with homeland security throughout this campaign, and his attacks toda... 
John Kerry is right to say that this moment is a moment of truth, but that truth must include John K... 
we believe -- John Kerry and I -- that this war is winnable; they don't. 
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it w... 
We're going to let the voters speak, ... There's no question John Kerry has gotten a bounce from his... 
It is easier to play around with a man's wife than with his cliches. 
By 1973, John Kerry had already accused American soldiers of committing war crimes in Vietnam, throw... 
You may build castles in the air, and fume, and fret, and grow thin and lean, and pale and ugly, if ... 
. She was beautiful, and her temperament seemed much better than his first wife did. Arman stopped i... 
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling... 
A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died: Johnson ... 
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart 
Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gav... 
John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks... 
there was a soldier in the next room living with his wife and he would soon be going over there to p... 
John Kerry made a mistake of saying something embarrassing while a microphone was on. And now he's b... 
When Gingrich attacked CNN's John King for bringing up his alleged proposal of an open marriage ... 
John Kerry believes in America. 
on what he wants to say. I step back. So it is just as his wife fears, and she was 
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. 
It was not only colored people who praised John, since they could not, John felt, in any case really... 
Let's put it this way, when I was casting, I cast Viggo first and then found someone who could p... 
Derogatory against women - it seems that Trump is not too keen about having women around him, maybe ... 
A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was t... 
No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes. 