They had some jokes. They think they're funny. I got them back.

You never know where the jokes are going. That's what makes it so exciting. It's truly unpredictable.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' –President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made

Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a bad one.

Every girl is like a star. Just because most stars do not shine enough to get noticed.