They have a saying, the French, that no woman, can be truly beautiful who is not also sometimes truly ugly.

French people are never happy with what they have. They're always complaining. They're happy when they're complaining.

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

JJ informed me, when he dropped them off, that they are French bulldogs, which has led med to reassess my opinion of the French. They may know a lot about making wine and fries, but they don't know jacques-merde about making dogs.

I think that in France, we should do like the French people.

French women have been made beautiful by the French people - they're very aware of their bodies, the way they move and speak, they're very confident of their sexuality. French society's made them like that.