They have been incredibly special. Before this, if a Great Bend team made it to state they were considered a great team. They raised the bar. They came back and repeated as state champions, which is beyond my wildest dreams.
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Mean nothing more than meow to an animal THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS I'm really happy for our seniors. It's great for them to go out on a winning note. Penn State is rea... BILL WADLEY They had called across the state to different head football coaches, along with the media and colleg... BARRY NORTON I think we just wanted to come out and compete. Detroit is a very good basketball team. They came ou... JUMAINE JONES They just wear you down. They are very, very good. It's clear that they are the most talented team i... LARRY KOSTELAC But after a while, that too passes, and she and Jack go back to normal, as they have been before, wh... ANITA SHREVE They Learn to speak... and when they were at level "AVERAGE", they started making the rules and star... DEYTH BANGER I was a victim of violence... No reason for vileonce just few sucirity guards came... we were 3... t... DEYTH BANGER Redondo made a great comeback. They showed the caliber of team that they are. They never quit. HENRY MYAR They're loaded. This is probably the best they've been since I've been here. When they won state in ... MAURICE FREEMAN And what do they want!? DEYTH BANGER My parents divorced when I was very, very young, but they maintained an incredibly amicable relation... NATALIE ZEA Hopefully, I can break the top and stand on the podium down at Huntington and my team can be state c... ABBIE RUSH All five starters made all- district and all-city, and four of them made one or another all-state te... GARY PIPPEN When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor... DEYTH BANGER I thought we came out with great intensity and were very smart with the ball. They then frustrated u... CINDY TIMCHAL Larry is great and made a difference on our team, ... But I think we were great before he got here. ... CHAUNCEY BILLUPS This team is very resilient and they bounce back. I think this team is going to have a great week of... JAY CUTLER They're a pretty good football team. They get to the ball, they have great team speed and they're ph... DAVE CRADDOCK It was a good showing for our team and it was a great atmosphere. It was a great game for everybody ... BENJAMIN BETTS I would describe this team as having great chemistry. They don't care who gets the credit, and they ... BRIAN COSGRIFF I think Oklahoma State has a great team, and they've had a great run. (The Big 12 championships) hav... BOBBY DOUGLAS Madisonville is a great team. They have great players and play well together. LAURA HELM I think they beat a lot of great teams last year. They were knocking on the door to make it to state... JOHN O'DELL They've got great shooters and great inside players. They were a better team today. BRAD PODEVELS They have big shoes to fill. As the defending state champions there are a lot of expectations on the... KEVIN ALBURY We went back and forth - [it] must have been a great game to watch. [My] hats off to Nelson County. ... JOEL GRAY Give Savannah State a lot of credit. With their record, they could have easily mailed it in but they... DEREK WAUGH It was nothing we did as coaches. I have great kids on this team. They just came out and played hard... KYLE SCHELLIN Last year's team had some of this. This year's team hasn't had this yet. They anticipated it at Ohio... MACK BROWN One thing I like about this team this year is they seem to work a lot harder than last year's team, ... JASON BLACK My parents were self-made people, and they were a team. SAMUEL GOLDWYN, JR. I think I saw our young team definitely improve. They made great strides. The turnovers were young t... MARK HATFIELD They are a great team. They made some shots and we couldn't sustain it till the end. ... We had our ... GUILLERMO DIAZ I'm pretty sure a lot of people look at Boise State winning this game, ... Everyone is looking at th... GERALD ANDERSON I'm pretty sure a lot of people look at Boise State winning this game. Everyone is looking at the ty... GERALD ANDERSON Catonsville is a big problem because they get better as the season goes on. They have great coaching... EDDIE MILLER They played like warriors. They played like champions. That's why this team is so dangerous when you... BRENDA FRESE We have great team chemistry. What's unique about this team is that there are no stars. We get along... BOB BAUMAN Hopefully they won't let the Penn State match be a factor. Hopefully they understand Missouri is not... BOBBY DOUGLAS Face your fears, they may catapult you beyond your wildest dreams N. S. COLE Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometim... STIEG LARSSON [N.C. State is] a very good basketball team, and they're really hard to play against. I love the way... BILL HERRION We came off a big win against Horseshoe Bend, so that helped a lot. We have a young team, and they h... RICHARD BROWN The great actors we had came from the actor-manager theaters. Not only did they create a team, they ... STEVEN BERKOFF When Kountze shoots like they did tonight, there isn't a team out there that can beat them. They are... HANK HARGRAVES This team has great chemistry. They have better chemistry than last year's team. AMY POWELL They were a well-prepared football team and they capitalized on the mistakes. Sometimes mistakes hap... CLAUDE BROWN They are an ACC team and they've got a great player. We showed a lot of poise and came back and won ... ADAM MORRISON We never got close before, and I hope they win. Any team that makes the state tournament can be prou... ERNIE JOHNSON They're a great team so I wouldn't call [my reaction] stunned. They just made plays and we didn't. DAVID NOEL They were in midseason form during the summer. They lost one starter off a great team. They're even ... TODD WHETSEL . . . They are a great team. BRENT GUY They knew how to handle every double-team, they passed out of it great and then they made open shots... ARRON AFFLALO We really figured out where we were as a team coming after the CM game. Our special teams were solid... BRUCE RICH You don't win a state championship last year and lose once this year if you're not a good basketball... KURT KINNAMON They were a great team. They were very fast-paced and tenacious. They picked up on our shooters. The... DARCI LEWIS Our team chemistry from day one has been great. Our leadership from our veteran players has been bet... TONY DITUCCI The Flyers are a great team. It seems like every time we made a mistake, they scored. JAMIE HEWARD Since Neil has been there -- even before he was there, really -- they always have been a team that l... ART WALKER After completing a Delaware State education, they were afforded opportunities beyond anything they m... MICHAEL N. CASTLE This was a great match-up. They're so athletic...They have a great coaching staff. Our kids worked a... DEB BENNETT If (my players) would have played how they played against Murray, I think we could have been unstopp... AMBER SMITH It was great fun to hang around the Beatles. They had amazingly fast minds, and they were incredibly... PATTIE BOYD You can't really look ahead. Wheaton is a good team. They played very well against us the last time.... ADAM DAUKSAS Even though Sabino is a great team and they played a great game, that third goal was just a mental m... HUGO LUNA It's like David against Goliath. Inter are superior. They have a team full of champions, a great his... ALESSIO TACCHINARDI We knew they were going to come back. They're a great team. We needed to establish ourselves in the ... JOYCE NOVACEK They're usually a pretty good free-throw team. That's what it came down to, they played great defens... SARAH BATTIN Our three seniors - I wish they had gone out on a little more positive note. They have been tremendo... CHARLIE WILSON What's surprised us is how well the team came together and played as a team. We knew we had the tale... JEFF CLEANTHES
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JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... 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