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They pinch that's all, make a lot of noise and pinch and then they go away.


Andrew Green

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GIADA DE LAURENTIIS Baking is too precise for me. I cook with a pinch of this or that.
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CLAUDIA TREMAINE I think I was the 15th person to be linked with it, so I take it with a pinch of salt.
DAVID MOYES I bunted for him. I think I'm the only player who ever pinch-hit for both.
CODY RANSOM I have to pinch myself, really, because I didn't think I would be doing this after all these years.
BRIAN MAY One Pinch, a hungry lean-faced villain, A mere anatomy. -The Comedy of Errors. Act v. Sc. 1.
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JOHN GREEN It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them...
JOHN GREEN There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the ...
JOHN GREEN As the tide washed in, the Dutch Tulip Man faced the Ocean:
"Conjoiner rejoinder poisoner conce...
JOHN GREEN And then the line was quite but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with me, but in...
JOHN GREEN All salvation is temporary," Augustus shot back. "I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute th...
JOHN GREEN There were five others before they got to him. He smiled a little when his turn came. His voice was ...
JOHN GREEN I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.
JOHN GREEN And I wanted to tell her that the pleasure for me wasn't planning or doing or leaving; the pleasure ...
JOHN GREEN Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an...
JOHN GREEN