They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Most ball games are lost, not won.

In a movie we try to deceive. In theaters, as they say, the deceived are the wisest.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.