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Related I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. BILLY JOEL The saints are the sinners who keep on trying. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON The saints are the sinners who keep on going ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonde... SOREN KIERKEGAARD God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonde... SøREN KIERKEGAARD Having spent time around "sinners" and also around purported saints, I have a hunch why Jesus spent ... PHILIP YANCEY That's what I want to invoke on them. This is bigger than them and it is sport and it's a chain of e... RICK SAY They looked at the videotape because of Kali, but I guess they liked the other boys. Same thing happ... WENDELL SAY Saints need sinners. ALAN WATTS The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. ABIGAIL VAN BUREN Those who do unlawful acts are no more sinners in the eyes of God than we who think them. ELBERT HUBBARD I used to wonder how a man working for the saintly organization of the saintly Dr. King could find h... RASHAD HARRISON There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who believe they are sinners, the sinners who believe... BLAISE PASCAL There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think ... BLAISE PASCAL A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. PAULINE PHILLIPS A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. L. L. NASH A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. ABIGAIL BUREN A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. ABIGAIL VAN BUREN Church is not for those who lived in a perfect life but it is for the people who admitted that they ... DARWIN ARAMAN ERGINA It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say? JOSH DAVIS When the corn is nearly ripe it bows the head and stoops lower than when it was green. When the peop... JOHN FLAVEL Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do. ANNA HELD I feel much better this year, more energetic. My teammates say I'm much more social now. Instead of ... LATOYA PRINGLE Down there - he said - are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any inequity. ... TERRY PRATCHETT And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his discip... BIBLE Those who laugh with you when you laugh are acquaintances, those who cry with you when you cry are c... MATSHONA DHLIWAYO - and even though sinners like me can only wish for heaven, my bastard ass has somehow managed to sn... CHARLEIGH ROSE Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners. KAREN CHANCE But I will say that the drugs are much more ferocious then they used to be. There are people wreckin... ARMISTEAD MAUPIN Life is a helluva lot more fun if you say yes rather than no RICHARD BRANSON Some say the world will end in fire, some say ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those... ROBERT FROST Rain fell on the roofs of the just and the unjust, the saints and the sinners, those who knew peace ... ROBERT MCCAMMON Whether women are better than men I cannot say, but I can say they are certainly no worse. GOLDA MEIR Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse. GOLDA MEIR The polls are with us on this. They say the American people, more than anything, want to see spendin... JOHN FLEMING The word processor is a better tool than a quill pen because you can do so much more with it, but on... WALTER MURCH Those who are saying their workload is heavier rather than lighter are more positive. When you say y... JEFFREY SALTZMAN People will say,"there's heaven and hell", and they take it so serious that they look so sorrowful w... MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep say... JACK PAAR As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as tho... CHARLES CALEB COLTON As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as th... CHARLES CALEB COLTON As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as tho... CHARLES CALEB COLTON Those who say they would rather fight to the death than be raped are fools. I would rather be raped ... ALICE SEBOLD Those who say nothing about their poverty will obtain more than
those who turn beggars. UNKNOWN The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a
man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a... BIBLE I guess we're approaching it with a wait-and-see attitude. I've had some customers say they're looki... DAVE NELSON I'm not sure whether they (the board) will come away and say that's who we want or they will say do ... DON FURNER Oh, Mona, we're all damned fools! Some of us just have more fun with it than others. Loosen up, dear... ARMISTEAD MAUPIN Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep... JACK PAAR They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who... ERNEST HEMINGWAY Heaven finds an ear when sinners find a tongue. FRANCIS QUARLES We are perfect. According to God, we are perfect, yet we know that we are sinners. We believe in the... BEN ZOBRIST WhEN SOmEonE ASkS yOU For A SweeT NEvEr Say U AInt HUNgery!! Its Dogs Who EAt FOr HUnger PeoplE Eat ... MONIKA SINGH A mirror can do something better for you which maybe your best friend can’t. Cry and it will cry w... VIKRANT PARSAI Those who say 'it's just an animal' are really saying more about themselves than they realize. CHRISTINA ENGELA To say that any people are not fit for freedom, is to make poverty their choice, and to say they had... THOMAS PAINE So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do... STACIA KANE Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, ROBERT FROST I always say it's about the fun and the fund raising, rather than the fast. KATE BERMAN I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E... GARTH RISK HALLBERG They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. CLINT EASTWOOD Commitment. This is my favorite word because in some way, people who are committed are always much m... CARLOS GHOSN A large part of mankind is angry not with the sins, but with the sinners. SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER) I laugh at some of these commentators who say they are not a good defensive team. They hold opponent... BEN HOWLAND If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love the... JESUS CHRIST I feel like it's more important for me to try and say what I want to say than to have the perfect rh... CATIE CURTIS Is squirting myth or magic? French scientists say myth, squirting girls say magic. And I say: those ... CHLOE THURLOW Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, the... TINA FEY Some people say, ‘Do not judge the book by its cover!’ Well, I say not to judge at all. People c... TOBA BETA We were old sinners - but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore. JOEL OSTEEN there’s some who’d even pretend they just had big bones rather than stand up an’ say – I am ... J.K. ROWLING It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello ... ERNIE HARWELL Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier... VIVIEN LEIGH Fire and Ice Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve t... ROBERT FROST They say, best men are moulded out of faults; And, for the most, become much more the better For be... SHAKESPEARE They say, best men are molded out of faults; And, for the most, become much more the better For bein... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I should’ve died with my parents… than live in this world,” I say, my voice is faint He a... ALYANNA MALLARI There is the grand truth about Nathaniel Hawthorne. He says NO! in thunder; but the Devil himself ca... HERMAN MELVILLE Neurologists say that our brains are programmed much more for stories than for abstract ideas. Tales... JOHN P. KOTTER Leave all the afternoon for exercise and recreation, which are as necessary as reading. I will rathe... THOMAS JEFFERSON It is a cop-out to say 'it was one of those things' because the players are better than that. They a... JIMMY ADAMS What you are about to read are based on true events. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, a... MELISSA M. FUTRELL Some say their world's will end with fire, some say with ice. From what I've tasted with desire I ho... GENESIS Rather than say my religion is better than yours,why not say my love is less partial than yours. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The problem with some stars is that they lose perspective about correct adult behavior. People laugh... GARY GOETZMAN People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don... ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR Some say I have a beautiful voice, some say I have not. It is a matter of opinion. All I can say, th... MARIA CALLAS There are some people who need to wear a label round their necks to show that they are Christians at... CHARLES SPURGEON Death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes, a... LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA In the olden days the pub is where you find sinners,but nowadays the real sinners are found in relig... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There are always those that say this is a 2020 problem, there is no urgency. But anyone who has stud... CHARLES STENHOLM The technique of remote interpreting is more appropriate for meetings such as those with, say, 15 pe... IAN ANDERSEN They say that gardens look better when they are created by loving gardeners rather than by landscape... INA GARTEN When people say what is 'Gone With the Wind' about, they say it's a love story between R... DONALD MCCAIG Thus united to them in the fellowship of life, he will both understand the things revealed to them b... ATHANASIUS Did I get jiggy with Will? I would have to say no! Did I have fun with Will? I would have to say yea... BRUCE GREENWOOD Kindness has converted more sinners than zeal, eloquence, or learning. FREDERICK W. FABER
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