Ellen DeGeneres
Related Because you thought love was just gonna be there. You weren't taught that it had to be made, it had ... DARNELL LAMONT WALKER It's a damn shame that when I finally fall in love that it had to be after I died." He dropped his h... JANAE MITCHELL You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? KEVIN JARRE ANDERSON COOPER My dad just imprinted in my mind from a very young age that you always do what you say you're go... BOB CORKER They keep telling me that my flow's up to date, you know. I guess they thought I was gonna come ... CHERYL JAMES When I was a kid in school, and you asked me what I was gonna be, I mean, even as a little first gra... DICKEY BETTS JOHN LENNON JULIA ROBERTS COLLEEN HOOVER We wouldn't have had the party there. I was not gonna not drink after my senior prom. It just wasn't... GREGG ANDERSON Thankfully I had to stand solitary for only one long moment before Jay came back feeling over-the-mo... WENDY HIGGINS I want to go for walks, but the doctors say, 'No, you can't go for walks.' I ask my family, let's ju... KAY HANSEN i know these times are hard, but what you need to focus on is that things are just gonna get worse b... CECE JACKSON RICHELLE MEAD What did I say? Let me think. I just said, good game. That was it. It wasn't too profound. He said t... ANTHONY GONZALEZ PEOPLE MAY SAY THINGS THAT WILL BREAK YOU DOWN, DO THINGS TO TEAR YOU APART,TRY TO MAKE EARTH A LIVI... PROSPER NWONYE It was clear by then that he was with Rebecca and that they were a proper couple. I so wanted to tur... LAUREN ALCORN ICE T You've known him for years. Is he more or less conservative than you thought he was or just about wh... GORDON PETERSON Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you bu... ANDREA PORTES I was faced with no job, my marriage had just ended, I had two children I had to take care of, my sc... ADRIENNE GONZALEZ If you got something to say, you should say it or it's just gonna tear you up inside. MACGYVER That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. , THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, 2006 I told him angrily that I had been in front-line combat for over five months and no one would let me... GEORGE WILSON STURGILL SIMPSON I had no idea what I was gonna do after I got my degree in philosophy in 1940. But what I did know w... GRACE LEE BOGGS JENNA MCCARTHY JOHN GREEN In 50 years, I don't think you're gonna look back at 2006 and say, 'The good old days.&#... BRANDON FLOWERS JAMES DYE TARRYN FISHER I got a question for you, gonna come over here and kiss me with those pretty lips? AGATHA BIRD NICHOLAS SPARKS JAKE GYLLENHAAL And there had to be a dagger thrust in the heart of the left to tell them that you are no longer gon... JULIUS ROSENBERG J.A. REDMERSKI We've always known that it's gonna happen. We just hoped it would happen while he was here. Because,... DAVID ESQUER NICHOLAS SPARKS NICOLE KRAUSS FIONA APPLE FIONA APPLE Wellington has been there for me throughout the years, ... I've had my problems. He never told me wh... LAWRENCE TAYLOR MITCH HEDBERG KIMBERLY ELISE BUSY PHILIPPS You ask how this happened. If I stood here and poked you, over and over, for six years, would you pu... BRUCE REYNOLDS Everything that I wanted to say in my statement was not permitted and that's not just me. That's eve... MARISSA HURST I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the... RANDY BACHMAN LEE IACOCCA KATHRYN STOCKETT i can go on all day pretending to be happy an fooling the world and leave you wondiring when im gone... AMBER FAITH HUN JON BON JOVI ANONYMOUS What I want to hear is he is alive, but they can't tell me that. He's worked in this mine for six ye... LORETTA ABLES If You gonna knock Me down, knock Me dead. Because if I get up! It will be over for You!! "This is M... 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He says 'We got to do a figh... CHRIS TUCKER SARAH DESSEN LIBBA BRAY ALAN SHEPARD What's gonna happen is they're gonna say holy -- who is this guy that can raise this kind of money a... DAVID GROSS If you say 'shit happens' I am just gonna have to say 'guess you're not toilet trained huh'. PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL Baby, I love you more than life. I would live for you, I would kill for you. I would walk all the wa... JAIRO FERNáNDEZ ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES [Bass didn't know what to think.] I asked him, 'Are you gonna give me a copy of that record?' ... He... FRANK BASS ZACH GALIFIANAKIS PAUL MOONEY How you gonna say to give you another chance when all you did was fake it in the past! :(:-[ LILLIAN S. VILORIA Generally in the Little League you're up against a good pitcher who throws like hell. What does ... ROBIN ROBERTS KATE WINSLET And he looked at me, and he put the whistle in his mouth like I was coaching and he was going to giv... BRUCE PEARL I don't need you to say it back, but what I want is for you to listen everytime I whisper in the air... MALOU GIL When I hit it, I hit it well. I saw [Brown], and he kind of stopped, and in my head I was figuring, ... FRANK CATALANOTTO My studio's always in my house. I want to wake up and be like, 'You know I'm gonna make ... BENNY BLANCO I'm pretty caring, loyal and loving to those who are close to me. Two of my friends are from sch... MARC WARREN I think Alan just wants to say that the treatment from Liverpool and all the Manchester United staff... ALEX BLACK LOIS LOWRY USAIN BOLT "What is the matter?" he cried. "For God's sake, what are you doing!"I kept on creeping just the sam... CHARLOTTE PERKINS GILMAN today is over. thats what it seems but is alright i will see you in my dreams CHRIS MACHADO He should give the entire picture, not just pick out a piece where it kind of looks like, you know, ... FRIEDERIKE BOSZKO CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON JAMIE MCGUIRE WOODY ALLEN At the end of every sinful session, I look back at what i have lost and i say had i known, but now i... STEPHEN .R. ANYAEGBU I had a long, long time to make 'Rubberband,' and I originally thought that that record woul... CHARLIE WORSHAM
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Hell yes! I've been fighting the hard fight to try and get money, I KNEW this was gonna' happen and ... 
We've been on our peace gig, as we call it, for a year solid. And people say, 'Do you think it's hav... 
To have her come over to me and say, 'I thought you were great in that movie,' I want to say, 'Well,... 
You think you can make me like you again?” 
Adrian shook his head, still smiling. "I've said over and over, I'd do anything for you. I just keep... 
The next day, I got a phone call from him and he told me to come and read for a movie called New Jac... 
My paternal grandfather, when he was in the army in World War II - he was over in the South Pacific,... 
If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my for... 
Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."
I could've told you this was gonna happen 8 years ago because it is on purpose. 
Yeah, you got married, didn’t you? But,
I could be whatever you want. you just tell me what you want and I'm gonna be that for you. 
It was at a point where I realized that like I had told Sam before we started 'I'll throw up in the ... 
I hate to say it, but shit really does happen. You just have to get over it. Beat the hell out of it... 
So, it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, b... 
15. WHENEVER I WENT OUT TO PLAY, MY MOTHER WANTED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I WAS GOING TO BE
I say tell me the truth, but you don´t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don´t care. You say lov... 
I say tell me the truth, but you don´t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don´t care. You say lov... 
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport ... 
Believe it or not, I loved my Jheri curl and thought it was beautiful on me. It actually made my hai... 
I was in New York and I went to a meatball shop with my friend and there was paparazzi there and I t... 
People say to me, You were a roaring success. How did you do it? I go back to what my parents taught... 
There is nothing else to say, so I just murmur, "I know. Thank you for the chance." And I add, "Merr... 
It was about 25 years ago that he came to see me play in a bar and had the audacity to say 'I'm gonn... 
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably... 
He stuck the pencil over his ear, looking unconvinced. "Mmm. What position would you be the most com... 
I'd like to say I was smart enough to finish six grades in five years, but I think perhaps the teach... 
I thought a lot about what I could say here today. I also thought a lot about what I couldn't or sho... 
Now, as I understand it, the bards were feared. They were respected, but more than that they were fe... 
You gonna order me to kiss you so I can get all tingly or are you just gonna stare at me?"
What the hell," I said, pushing off the wall, ready to take off the head of whatever stupid salesper... 
One day, Evie O'Neill, you're gonna fall head over heels for me! 
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So... 
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''... 
I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my wa... 
Sometimes, what you do you have no control over because it's predestined. It's gonna happen ... 
Thank God I'm in touch with my emotions enough to be able to pick up my children, kiss them all ... 
I don't know what you mean when you say 'the whole world' or 'generations before him.'I thought ther... 
I've learned over the years that if you start thinking about the race, it stresses you out a lit... 
... and you might say “no, you will never do that, that’s not you, not who I know, not who I tho... 
I fucking love you!” He grabbed each side of my face, 
One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I ... 
I would love for the world to be happier.