They set me down at this big board table with big black leather chairs and they put me at the head. It was pretty intimidating, but it was a good experience.
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Related Last year they won the national championship, this year they lost six players, but they're still pla... IVAN RADENOVIC It was really no big deal then, and still isn't to me. I think the whole problem with it is they mad... JOHN HUSTON That was nice. It was a big pick-me-up, glad to see it. It did pick our guys up, but they went right... DAVE ROWELL I was in line at a store and there was a little girl, she was standing in line next to me and some o... BIANCA LAWSON [But the joke's worn thin for R&B crooner Craig David, who moans that he's] tired ... I thought it w... AVID MERRION He was kind of bundled up. He was wearing a black leather hat, a big black jacket and grey pants. CHARLES PARKER It calms me down seeing E.J. there. But I think it would have made me a little calmer if he had won ... MARK NOE This was a big game and big two points for us. Of course we were looking at Atlanta. We saw the scor... JAN BULIS I was at that World Cup, coaching the Netherlands, and I heard somebody yelling, 'Skip, Skip, Skip!'... DAVEY JOHNSON They lined it right up at me. They found me because they thought I messed it up the week before, but... DREW STANTON Me, I'm good at nothing but walking on the set with a pretty dress. SANDRA DEE They threatened to arrest me and have me evicted. It was a big warning. LI JIAN I'd only seen him on TV. In person, he's just so big . . . It was pretty intimidating. AARON ENGLAND They remember me as this shy girl sitting under the table. But they obviously didn't know what was g... IZABELLA SCORUPCO It was pretty much back and forth all night. Give all the credit to Butternut. They have some good s... MATT BERGER Even the officials looked at me before the game and said this is special. It was a big win. TOM IZZO The tourist board have put a bounty on me head, but they like the biz from tourists. KEN BRUEN It was pretty sweet. Big Sky Board Sports was with us the whole way. Simon Elston helped coach our t... GABE BLOMQUIST It was COMEX options expiration today, so they got gold down near the big strike price at $550. LEONARD KAPLAN From my experience, no, I didn't experience any racism. Everything was pretty good for me at Duke. DANIEL EWING Last year was a bad experience, ... It was my first time really running rounds, especially with big ... WALLACE SPEARMON Once when I was standing at the base, they started rotating the set and a big, heavy wrench fell dow... MARVIN MINSKY I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of... ANNA KENDRICK The point of this team that has had me the most worried is our defense. But they stepped up big down... JEAN GORDON It was a good game. We started out behind in the first quarter and then the second and third were pr... BRUCE MOORE Like last year, we were pretty good at stopping the run, but it was just one or two big plays here a... WILL SMITH They were really good in transition up and down the field. At the end of the first quarter, we tried... JASON ANDALO I was happy with our eighth graders. They have never competed in a match like this. I am sure it was... ERIC LIGTENBERG It was a down year for the team last year. But Mitch and Luis should be a good one-two punch this ye... DANIEL GONZALEZ The Venezuelan reporters, they don't interview you, they want to tell you their way, 'You've got to ... LUIS SOJO They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just... KARL PILKINGTON That drive was big for me. You don't get that many opportunities to get game experience and it was b... KOY DETMER It was a good experience for me. To get out there and play with guys older than me, it was a really ... JUSTIN JOHNSON 'Good Times' was with a live audience, three camera, and that was really intimidating. Becau... PHILIP BAKER HALL I think it was out ability to withstand it by coming up with big rebounds. We made some good decisio... CARRIE GRAF As I took another breath, I saw the three stars again. They were not calling to me; they were lettin... STEPHENIE MEYER Performing in front of a live audience can be pretty intimidating, so having a full head of hair was... JOEY FATONE He was younger than me in years, but he was big brother at heart. SHARON JOHNSON On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away... JOHN RATZENBERGER 'Freaky Friday' was really fun. They had a ping-pong table on set because Jamie Lee Curtis i... CAYDEN BOYD Going down there, they're looking at me like I'm a veteran, even though I'm a rookie. I'm like, 'I'm... ALEX ACKER Miranda hit the three free throws, and they go down and miss an easy shot to end the half. That was ... CURT FREDRICKSON My big goal is to make it to state. I have pretty good shot at it, but I still have some work to do.... JULIE PETERFISH Last year was a dogfight, ... A.J. had a big pick at the end. It was a tough, physical Big Ten game ... ANTHONY SCHLEGEL 'American Pie' was a big movie for me. No one knew it at the time, but it allowed me to be offered s... EUGENE LEVY My mother was a big influence. She kept pushing me because I was very shy and inhibited. And schoolw... DON RICKLES Fighting somebody like Manhoef, who can take anyone out at any point in time - that was a big win fo... ROBBIE LAWLER Greenwood had more people in the stands at Fair than Fair did. They drew big numbers all year long. ... JAY BLY Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 10... DON RICKLES It's very intimidating to be photographed, but if I kneel down and chat with you, so you're ... PLATON All I saw was this black thing, and I couldn't understand what it was. When I hit it, I thought it s... MAX ANGELELLI There was a big gasp for me at that point. MIKE FOREST I was uncertain about some of that, and with his experience with the board, that was a big issue I t... RICK CLARK So I sat at the table and it was like a lightning flash hit me. GEMMA LA MANA Sitting at the table during Color Purple and looking up and suddenly realizing I was acting in front... WHOOPI GOLDBERG It surprises me how much children like me, you know? If they look at me as an example, I have a big ... MARIO BALOTELLI They hit a couple big shots at the end, especially the big three at the end. That was a big differen... JOHN JAMES This was a speech with political ramifications throughout, but it was also a day of good cheer. This... BARRY RASCOVAR I was concerned with him lugging in there and 'would he rate'? He struggled a bit with the track, bu... JERRY BAILEY It was pretty disappointing to lose that game, and then they got runners at second and third. But Ch... BRUCE STEINBECKER Most coffee table books sit on the coffee table, but with the Snow book, people sit down and look at... KATHRYN CHILDERS It was a big game for him because they started keying on me in the second half. BROCK GRIM They held it in conjunction with the Orange Festival, and the farmers would put on displays. All the... GEORGE ANDERSON I think we put a pretty reasonable offer on the table this week and they objected to it. STEVE SHIELDS From a size standpoint, they're probably a little bit bigger. I don't think they have the depth, or ... CURT DOBBS I'm upset. I'm not pointing the finger at anybody. Right now, to me, it was a big accident. DON BUCHHOLZ I didn't get to go to the Rose Bowl. But this was the next best thing, and it was great to see all t... DAVID MCCARTHY Not to have a big head about it, but people love me. RYAN LOCHTE They took a good look at me for playing up there. I knew it'd be difficult to make the Palm Beach te... JASON CAIRNS I didn't know if (Smith) was mentally ready to go. At the start it was ugly, but he turned it on the... JOSH MARTIN I was within 100 yards of the exit. Then there was this huge loud explosion right next to me. I flin... TOM LEHMAN We've got this game at practice where we shoot it when we're down. She's always the best at shooting... AMANDA RADOVICH They put in my head that it would make me better. It was the best decision I made career-wise. JASON JARAMILLO There was a big urn in the billiard room and it was black, but I wondered if it was brass. BETTY ANDERSON We kind of figured it was coming, but the way it was done, they shut down every other opportunity fo... BOBBY JR We kind of figured it was coming, but the way it was done, they shut down every other opportunity fo... BOBBY HAMILTON JR I was a chunky little kid, and when they sat me in that wagon, it tipped backward and I banged my he... STAN PERKINS The first thing I bought that was really stylish was in 1969 when I was eleven. I saved up for a bla... PAUL WELLER This mom snapped on me. She said, 'You get out there, and you score!' And I was just like, 'Whoa!' W... SHAUN WHITE This will be good for them to get some big meet experience. This meet didn't tell me much. I know th... DAN WINZENRIED When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor... DEYTH BANGER You don't want to get into a scoring match with them. They put points on the board very easily. If y... FRANK SOLICH It was very tough, even though it was a good wicket to bat on, but a big credit to the Aussies, they... CHRIS GAYLE It was a game of momentum swings and runs, and they (Flandreau) had the final run when they needed i... BILL VINCENT It was a game of runs. They're a good, big, physical team, and I knew it was going to be a challenge... GLENN BILLINGS It was a back and forth game. Both teams made some mistakes which allowed us to put runs on the boar... BARRETT WILLIAMS I was not a big Allman Brothers fan but I could relate to that because that is what the flavor of th... GEORGE THOROGOOD They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it. JAMES C. DOBSON They have big, physical receivers, and they came at me. Coach Walker was going over stuff on the sid... ADE JIMOH A lot of it depends on how close they actually come in bargaining. If the only thing that Northwest ... LOWELL PETERSON To me, it's a religious experience to sit down at anyone's table. I feel so invited, like it... DEBI MAZAR I just like watching arrows fly. At the end of the day, no matter how well or bad you shot, you can'... JULIUS KOENIG It was one of those nights I was seeing the ball well. Maybe it had something to do with Jacque movi... JOE MAUER We buckled down at the end when we needed to and got some big stops. They played a great game tonigh... SHAWN MARION My stuff today was OK, but some of my pitches got up on me. Other than that I felt pretty good. It t... ASHLEY HANEWICH Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to the... DAVID SPADE I was in really bad pain, it was getting worse and worse every minute. I couldn't even walk so they ... JOZEF BALEJ I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they would... KHALED HOSSEINI Intellectuals are good at seeing the big picture. But they are not so good at process. MICHAEL IGNATIEFF I'm feeling pretty good at the moment. This is big. They had the papers to move him. I understand th... DAVID LEOPOLD
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It is when it is supposed to be. MITCH ALBOM I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i ... MITCH ALBOM The public is increasingly disgusted with a steady diet of defamation, and prepared to reward those ... MITCH DANIELS The distributor used to get 10, 12, 14 percent in most cases, but the App Store or Steam - they'... MITCH LASKY Not exactly what the world was looking for, a musical on 'Don Quixote.' It was required read... MITCH LEIGH Today, in the Internet gold rush, so many people go into dot-com jobs right from school or even befo... MITCH KAPOR Detroit is a place where we've had it pretty tough. But there is a generosity here and a well of... MITCH ALBOM And this year, when we end the cruel, defeatist practice of passing children who cannot read into fo... MITCH MCCONNELL There either is or is not, that’s the way things are. The colour of the day. The way it felt to be... MITCH GLAZER Old ways of thinking die hard, particularly when they were weaned by legally enforced monopolies. MITCH KAPOR The Senate is allowed to work the way it was designed to - meaning a place where nothing is decided ... MITCH MCCONNELL Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes. MITCH HEDBERG I've turned down soap and deodorant commercials - it wasn't my route. MITCH GAYLORD After adding trillions to the debt on big-government policies most Americans didn't ask for and ... MITCH MCCONNELL His eyes were more sunken than I remembered them, and his cheekbones more pronounced. This gave him ... MITCH ALBOM In the last 100 years, three presidents suffered big defeats in Congress in their first term and the... MITCH MCCONNELL Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. MITCH ALBOM I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you... MITCH HEDBERG I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally w... MITCH HEDBERG I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was tryi... MITCH HEDBERG Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over... MITCH HEDBERG I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all ... MITCH HEDBERG But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time. MITCH ALBOM Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know. MITCH ALBOM Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it... MITCH ALBOM Life has to end, love doesn't. MITCH ALBOM Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attack... MITCH ALBOM And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a p... MITCH ALBOM The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in. MITCH ALBOM I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with the... MITCH HEDBERG I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would nev... MITCH HEDBERG You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at m... MITCH HEDBERG With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quit... MITCH HEDBERG The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. MITCH HEDBERG I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. MITCH HEDBERG I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I'v... 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