They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they never told you the price that you payFor things that you might have done.
Billy Joel
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HAYES Mr. Meant-to has a friend, his name is Didn't-Do. Have you met them? They live together in a house c... MARVA COLLINS I didn't want to see you." "They told me." "I was afraid that I'd still love you." "I... ORSON SCOTT CARD Anything is possible. You can be told that you have a 90-percent chance or a 50-percent chance or ... LANCE ARMSTRONG “Anything is possible. You can be told that you have a 90-percent chance or a 50-percent chance or... LANCE ARMSTRONG When you are pushed to the wall, you will act and do things you have never done before. SUNDAY ADELAJA You told me that on the way over here, I would have told you I'd be on vacation tomorrow. JASON NICHOLS Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have been told to you. MAYA ANGELOU Never mind what I told you -- you do as I tell you. W. C. FIELDS I told you they were good. BOB CONWAY Sometimes people think they know you. They know a few facts about you, and they piece you together i... 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