They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing.

Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that the modern world is sorely lacking in imagination. And grown-ups are the biggest culprits of all.

When I was growing up, I went to an Irish-Christian missionary school.

I grew up with the biologists. I know how they think.

So, what did you take from school growing up,

I always felt like an outsider growing up. In school, I felt like I never fit in. But it didn't help when my mother, instead of buying me glue for school projects, would tell me to just use rice.