William E. Geist
Related MITCH HEDBERG MITCH HEDBERG CRAIG GROESCHEL DAN QUAYLE CASSANDRA CLARE C. JOYBELL C. I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES That's really not that big, but I was hooked, and hooked good. The speed of the fish and their jumpi... ANDY FANTER They use tools -- there is a South African fish that lays its eggs on a leaf and transports them aro... KARIN ROBERTSON SHEL SILVERSTEIN JENNIFER GRANHOLM If there is a positive side to this, it's that the fish was floating dead. That could mean that it h... BOBBY WILSON No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's m... EOIN COLFER They drew their net to shore, and there was a fire of coals, and fish laid thereon, another fish. Wh... ALEXANDER MCKENZIE We want to avoid a possible fish kill, due to the fish being exposed to the oil that is on the surfa... WILLIAM HYATT MERVYN PEAKE DEYTH BANGER The man stands between life and death. The man thinks... The fish is mute. expressionless. The fish ... EMIR KUSTURICA The anchovy which is found in the sea at Athens, men despise on account of its abundance and say tha... CHRYSIPPUS They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it. JAMES C. DOBSON PETER BENCHLEY The Egyptians used it. Certainly the Chinese did and they not only used it in perfumes, but they use... KEN JURY We are catching fish, catching limits, but they have been running late. Everything is a little late.... JANE GALLENBACH Social entrepreneurs are not content just to give a fish or teach how to fish. They will not rest un... BILL DRAYTON The Marine Aquarium Council really wants us to keep the coral and the fish safe. They are not saying... ALEXANDER GOULD DAVID BAILEY The fish was too big and it flopped out. I tried again and got enough in the net that we got it in. ... STEVE DALLY It's a real hazard, because it curves a lot and because of the speed it makes it a real big hazard b... JOSE SANCHEZ DEYTH BANGER We didn't even know about this fish. There were a lot of serendipitous discoveries about this fish t... DALE SARVER Once a fish got on the line, they all worked together. I don't think they had any idea how strong fi... BILL PLUM BILL TOOMEY He loved to weld and he was good at it. He also loved to hunt and fish. He taught Amber how to hunt ... LESA NEEHAN HENRY DAVID THOREAU I used to fish the Border rivers, but nowadays you have to queue up for a shot and I can't stand... NORMAN MACCAIG If there?s a silver lining to all of this, it?s that when we find the dead fish, we?re also finding ... DON KAIN It was one of those once-in-a-lifetime deals. The fish were really turned on. I'd guess I caught fis... DAN JONES RUPERT BROOKE RUPERT BROOKE Tornadoes over land and rivers suck up frogs and fish from rivers, lakes and ponds, high up in the a... SALEEM RUSTOM KARL PILKINGTON This is not about avoiding fish. It is about paying attention to the types and amount of fish you ea... DAVID ACHESON I'm really excited for the NHL that they found a partner to lock arms with. It didn't seem as if the... BILL CLEMENT PAUL WATSON Oxford scientists say fish learn faster than dogs. Fish use tools. They eavesdrop on each other to g... KARIN ROBERTSON It leaves nothing for the fish – and I'm a fish guy, WAYNE KING SARA SHEPARD KURT COBAIN SANTOSH KALWAR JAMES DEAN ALVAR AALTO Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables a... PARKER YOUNG ELIZABETH GILBERT They may the better fish in the water when it is troubled. RICHARD GRAFTON We feel that this was an intentional introduction of shad. It takes more than a handful of fish (to ... KERRY PRATHER But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's ric... EVA HERZIGOVA Everything I did worked. I couldn't do no wrong. I was catching some awesome fish. LUKE CLAUSEN It was a way to work with the tribe to restore a greater number of fish in that river system. And it... ROGER THOMPSON There must be fish. You have to put out the fish but you either don't eat it or you have to leave so... DING LAN I used to ice fish in January in Indiana. DAVE WRIGHT Years ago at this time of year, we used to throw a Bomber lure, a Model 421. They don't make that lu... JD FLETCHER Cooking a piece of fish and cooking it right. Knowing the fish, knowing the properties of the fish. ... GEOFFREY ZAKARIAN They are basically collecting every fish they can get their hands on. (The Corps) is using technolog... SCOTT BOSSE HUGH NEWELL JACOBSEN Here's a cute little fish. It kind of looks like a pig and it squawks and everything. CHUCK JOHNSTON Here's a cute little fish. It kind of looks like a pig, and it squawks and everything. CHUCK JOHNSTON J.R.R. TOLKIEN East Lake can be really, really good this time of year. I love fishing it. I've won several tourname... CHARLIE YOUNGERS When the predator fish are gone, there is no fish for the sport fishermen to catch and when the spor... RUBE MCMULLEN CRAIG GROESCHEL And it shall come to pass, that the fishers shall stand upon it from Engedi even unto Eneglaim; they... BIBLE They were catching a lot of undersized, 12- and 13-inch fish this year, so there should be a ton of ... JEFF BRAUNSCHEIDEL I wouldn't say it's a slam-dunk, but we've found fish everywhere we've fished. We fished Possession ... GARY KREIN The way you're going to catch the fish in this area is with long casts. You can't run in on the fish... SCOTT GUTHRIE At the time, that fish was just 15 pounds off the all-tackle record. It was just an incredible fish ... GEORGE POVEROMO People could have it three or four times a week if they want to. People in other countries eat fish ... DONNA KERNODLE Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad mom... PATRICK STEWART RAMEZ NAAM It's halfway there. Maybe later on you can look back on it and enjoy it, but right now, we have bigg... ERIC THURSTON She loved him, even though it was so hard to love anybody else after loving my dad. I think I knew t... MARGARET MCMULLAN It's good that HP feels it doesn't have to invent everything as it means they can get to market quic... GREG SCHULZ I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE A guy who can get in the right area on the north end of Kissimmee, and fish up shallow with a Horny ... BOBBY LANE KURT COBAIN PAUL WATSON Terry backed up and did a swan dive into the water and was swimming after the fish and the rod. It's... CURT GOWDY MUDDY WATERS DAN QUAYLE Everyone must follow the (Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission) laws. It's mostly catch and release... MATT BRUNO I may come back and fish BASS someday, but right now, I'm just going to fish the FLW tournaments and... LARRY NIXON 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON YOTAM OTTOLENGHI HUGH NEWELL JACOBSEN As I was reeling the fish in, it jumped out of the water about 10 feet from the boat. We all knew it... GLEN DUESING CRAIG GROESCHEL PETER BENCHLEY JENNIFER LYNN BARNES What I don’t understand,’ Geoff says, ‘is why did the first fish, like the one who started lan... PAUL MURRAY I sing about UFOs and extraterrestrials, and so I designed a UFO fashion. It includes science-fictio... NINA HAGEN I think the bear spotted the fish and decided it would be a good meal. When we first saw him, he was... GREG RUBIN
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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't wan... 
Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr... 
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'... 
I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... 
I cannot have a man who is afraid of everything, I don't have the time to soothe insecurities and fe... 
Although I cannot see your face
We went to a small lake, Bass Lake. It was beautiful. It was perfectly still when we got there in th... 
As I see it, life is an effort to grip before they slip through one's fingers and slide into oblivio... 
When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor... 
The fish was an enemy. It had come upon the community and killed two men, a woman, and a child. The ... 
The predominant trend had been that people thought that fish have a powerful effect on their environ... 
I have read many studies out of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden and they demonstrated that Vitami... 
Some men fish all their lives without knowing it is not really the fish they are after. 
Fish say, they have their Stream and Pond;
But is there anything Beyond? 
They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting,... 
The Polynesians used to have a system where they proclaimed a fishing area as 'taboo.' If an... 
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it 
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. 
A child fish asks mother fish, 'Mother, why cannot we live on the Earth?' Mother fish replied, 'Dear... 
There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are all impaled on the crook of conditioning. A ... 
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It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our ... 
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When it's clear that we have a commitment to God that comes before anything else in our lives, most ... 
Wild fish are under threat of extinction because they're hunted to feed us. Yet land animals tha... 
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. 
The biggest predator of fish like cod is other fish - and seals keep fish like that in check. 
Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me... 
Tahini is fantastically versatile, its deep, nutty flavour a harmonious match with roasted vegetable... 
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Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you won't have to hunt for happi... 
How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend. 
You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish, attain any reasonable object... 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. 
What is possible is our highest duty. 
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. 
The American citizen must be made aware that today a relatively small group of people is proclaiming... 
Remember the rights of the savage, as we call him. Remember that the happiness of his humble home, r... 
Good laws make it easier to do right and harder to do wrong. 
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. 
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. 
Nothing recedes like progress. 
Unbeing dead isn't being alive. 
He without fear is king of the world. 
If there is anybody in this land who thoroughly believes that the meek shall inherit the earth they ... 