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Related I think we want to win even more this year. They now know how close they are to the top level teams.... MIKE HOWARD It really made it exciting for the kids. I could tell that the parents were really excited as well. ... JEANNINE MUNEYYIRCI It was rough Saturday morning, but this was good. You never know how they're going to react after th... JULIE BERGSTROM I think desperation is a key. We have to play with desperation and not act in desperation. Any time ... BOB MANCINI I look back on it now and how tough it really was last year and as a team how hard we battled. All t... LIZ SHIMEK I guess that's complimentary. I don't know how you react to that. I think we have good players who p... JOHN BRADY Now they have a riddle. - Criminal Minds DEYTH BANGER We have found that the clients who live out there blend in very well with the travelers. They know t... ANDREW MARTIN The first quarter we played extremely well. In the second quarter I don't know if there was a little... CLIFF TONEY You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now. JAY ASHER They all know how to put the ball in the net. If they get a chance, I think we'll be fine. We just h... DON IDERAN Everybody thinks [all] coaches know what they are doing. They don't. Think about how many sports are... LYNDA PARISO I think everyone came out really well in their matches. We were in the same situation with Stanford ... DIANNE MATIAS When Manny came back, we knew we were going all the way. I got hurt and they played Woodlands and Li... ERIC MINGO I don't know how much longer I'll coach, but someday I'm going to have to get out of it, ... I'm pro... JERRY MORGAN The most important thing about camp and the preseason will be getting some chemistry going with the ... BRENDAN HAYWOOD I have always loved Reese Witherspoon and Amy Adams as role models - I read all their interviews and... BRITTANY SNOW They are young but they at least know how to play the game so you don't have to go over all those fu... JANICE GILLESPIE Anyone can learn how to communicate with animals if they are open to the process and willing to prac... KAREN A. ANDERSON We know that it comes down to special teams all the time and we're really happy with how our special... JOSH SOARES A lot of it is going to have to do with how I play this summer. I'll have to sit down, talk with my ... MICHAEL MAIN I saw women that were repressed. When they're in classes with young men, they shut up all the ti... MARY DALY I think we're going to play well. We don't really have any names back there. We don't have a Gaines ... C.J. GADDIS How this ended is how the season went all year. I think it's perfect it ends this way with the defen... JACK HUNT We just got blown out in some games and that's not going to happen this year. I can't put a number o... JOE HAYES We have to take it one game at a time. The kids know how good they can be, but we have to put it out... BILL RIPKE I have to tip my hat to my offensive linemen. We have some young guys playing, and they have done a ... CADILLAC WILLIAMS I just think they're really insecure about themselves sometimes. I know all the girls, but we al... ADRIANA LIMA I know we can win this meet. The coaches say they have a really good squad this year, a little bit s... BRIELLE WHITE West was playing great, and I didn't think we were playing well at all. But you look up there, and w... GREG MCKENZIE I think the difference between this time and last time (two years ago) is the girls were just happy ... JEFF SODERQUIST Well, I don’t know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke i... J.K. ROWLING They will look at how we are playing and show us respect as well. They will look at this fixture and... EDDIE GRAY This is really a loose bunch. They keep saying to me, 'Coach, we've got to be your favorite team of ... CHRIS YOUNG This is about an experienced, savvy, talented team which I believe we have taking advantage of the o... PAT RILEY We all went out there with the attitude that we were going to give it our all. KAITLIN PAGE I think they know full well what they have to do. But I don't know if they know how to do it. BOB BROADFOOT I think (the fans) are going to talk about it all the time just because they know probably what we c... JUSTIN GRAY They have quality all around, so nothing really changes. We are going to game plan for whether those... JAKE PLUMMER We're balanced and deep. We don't have great size, but I think we will be all right on the boards if... DAVE JOSEPH We've got experience coming back, we've got some solid players and I'm really looking for this team ... JASON SHIREY They really went all out this year. I hope they do it again next year. JAMES WALTON I tell them 'I'm going to sing with a bunch of old guys. They're like, I don't know, they just don't... COLLIN LAPP There are so many nominations to look through, but the crisis team stood out. We were really impress... DAWN ROBERTS We'll look at the tape and see what they were doing, ... Because I'm sure the next team and some mor... JABAR GAFFNEY I think we were both a little nervous about working together in the beginning, too. Just because you... ALLAN HEINBERG I think we were both a little nervous about working together in the beginning, too. Just because you... ALLAN HEINBERG We know this will be a tough game. They are talented and they really get out and pressure the ball. ... JASON WILLIAMS They have been playing well at home this year, and I think home court advantage will help them, but ... DAVE CALLOWAY I'm real happy with the way they progressed. We went in thinking we had a competitive team, but we w... DICK SCOTT It was definitely not our best of the season. No one did well. After bars, Heather talked to them an... BRANDY SWAGER With a lot of luck, later on this evening we will look back on this and say, 'Where were you when th... MICHAEL BLOOMBERG It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They ... ANDY WARHOL I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7. There were no multiple memorials with people sobbi... GWYNETH PALTROW In the end, yeah I was pleased with how the day went. It was really intense out there and it was fun... JAMES LEPP I knew we were going to have a pretty good defense. But I didn't know it was going to be this good. ... DUSTIN DAVIS When a deal comes out, we will hear how tough the negotiations were and how hard we had to work to g... TOM IRWIN I was nervous all day. Looking at their scores and how well they have done, I thought it was going t... JASON STREETS It's something that we faced all year long with the injury bug, so we're prepared. We go out there w... JASON TERRY When you think well of others, cheerful with everyone, find the good in all there is, you are direct... SISI MODISE They went back there, looked at all the computers, asked me to come in and tell them what all the co... SHERMAN AUSTIN All games are big, but you could tell this one was going to be a little bigger. They (Ole Miss) were... DIETRIC SLATER With this year being the first event, we were unsure of the response from the community. We're defin... LYNN PASCAZIO We went all-out; we didn't hold back. We have been training all year for two meets on back-to-back d... BYRON KNOX It was fun to watch it the first time with your jaw open, because audiences were just astonished at ... DAVID SCHWARTZ It's an absolute luxury. They know what they are doing. They know how to work. They know how to trai... DENNIS NAHAT Why be greedy when you can have it all. ANTHONY T. HINCKS I was hoping we'd stretch out the lead a little more, because I knew they were going to come back. T... BRIAN MORGAN This is going to be the most special dinner we have ever had. We always wanted to do something like ... GARY POWERS This group is inexperienced, but once they start practicing together more, I think the sky is the li... RICK PITINO Charles said everything went well. But I expected him to enjoy it. They have good people there and t... CARL POSTON They're a good team. It's tremendous. This team is living off the ghost from last year. They really ... DOUG ODUM I thought of it more with Jason in mind (than other starters), but I talked to all of them and they ... BOB APODACA [Bishop Grimes struggled last season, finishing at 1-7, but the Cobras are looking to regroup this y... JOHN MANION I was really impressed with the kids at halftime and how they were so calm and focused. They knew th... KURT FAUST It's quite shocking. We don't really know how investors are going to react. We have to see how fast ... KIRBY DALEY I'm pretty happy with how things went. There were a few dives I could have done better, but this was... MAX DAWKINS We fought back all year long. They have played that way all season long. I was pleased with the way ... DAVE MORTON I am interested in writing how women really feel, how they really think, and how they respond to men... CHARLOTTE LAMB I think we were both a little nervous about working together in the beginning, too. Just because you... ALLAN HEINBERG The next time you try to seduce anyone, don't do it with talk, with words. Women know more about wor... WILLIAM FAULKNER Of all the companies I deal with worldwide, most have decided that they're going to go Java come hel... DARYL PLUMMER She's playing well. She'll probably play more than one time before Sunday, but it's really hot out t... CATRIN NILSMARK I definitely think this will be one of the most important tests of the year. Daytona was important b... DANNY O'QUINN I guess if people label me a bust, they might have something to back that up since I haven't done th... CHRIS GBANDI The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL I definitely think I have gotten better because of the experience, but the biggest thing for me was ... JUSTIN GAGE I think you are a little more nervous because you don't really know how your team is going to react.... BILL DOBA Well, I think that a lot of times when you're working on a film, there aren't really opportu... ALEXIS BLEDEL I think we're ahead of schedule compared to last year at this time. We look pretty sharp. We just do... STEVE HALL I know that our pharmacies were as prepared as they could have been for the Jan. 1 date. They were t... LINDSEY STEPHENS I want to see how we bounce back from this. That will tell what kind of team we really have. When yo... DAMIEN WOODY Every game counts, but the ones against the teams in your division have a way of feeling different o... AARON HEILMAN This could call into question every study ever done with sturgeon ages. I may be able to go back and... RON BRUCH I take my son with me all of the time- I have a really good nanny, so they go with me to the trailer... ALLY WALKER We think the demand is up because more and more consumers are making the connection between diet and... DAVE CARTER The loss only shows how far backwards we have gone in Africa, ... But all we can do now is to roll b... CLIVE BARKER I definitely think it's possible. We were all holding back in qualifying and I think in the finals t... MASON AGUIRRE In this day and age and time, you have to know how to deal with, live with, all kinds of people. JEANITA EAVES Frank, how did you do that?" Jason yelled. Frank's head swam with pain. He forced himself... RICK RIORDAN
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CBC is so deep and they can beat you in so many ways. When we were able to kind of control their gua... JASON ADAMS We haven't even considered it. We are, right now, trying to make sure everyone who lives within the ... JASON ADAMS I'm glad they've been able to pull together after consolidation. It seems like they have good teache... JASON ADAMS That was love. I didn't think he should've gotten arrested for that. If was her dying wish, you got ... JASON ADAMS I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. DOUGLAS ADAMS I truly believe that my songs bring the answers and the solutions, as opposed to just talking about ... YOLANDA ADAMS Of course, my faith has a lot to do with being able to be public without being a public nuisance. YOLANDA ADAMS I think more people in the mainstream, folks like Nancy Wilson and Luther Vandross, they have openly... YOLANDA ADAMS I'm very respectful in everything I wear. I think about it. YOLANDA ADAMS All of my lyrics are based on the one thing that's never failed me, and that's the Word of G... YOLANDA ADAMS The only time I really eat out is when I'm on the road. Then, I make the same choices that I wou... YOLANDA ADAMS Gospel is just the truth of the word of God. Anybody can sing it, anybody; anybody can perform it. YOLANDA ADAMS Those of us who are blessed, we owe it to our fellow citizens and folks who we are around to do some... YOLANDA ADAMS I started out in a professional choir at 13 years old. We traveled to different places, and I had a ... YOLANDA ADAMS The great thing about Gospel is that you don't have to have an album every year in order to keep... YOLANDA ADAMS Luckily, I don't have to be anybody but Yolanda, because people don't expect me to be anythi... YOLANDA ADAMS Nobody talks about how Puffy went to Howard University or about Lil Wayne attending the University o... YOLANDA ADAMS You don't just become number one because you sing like everybody else. There is something differ... YOLANDA ADAMS The more I grow, and the older I get, the more I am enjoying my life and know how precious it really... YOLANDA ADAMS Education helps you to be a well-rounded person, period. It teaches you how to take in information a... YOLANDA ADAMS I'm very involved with kids because after being a teacher for seven years, I just can't stop... YOLANDA ADAMS God is love. He loves everybody. He loves you. YOLANDA ADAMS My direction has never really changed, because I don't think that you can really work gimmicks i... YOLANDA ADAMS As humans, we have the tendency to call on God only when we think that we're in dire straits as ... YOLANDA ADAMS You can live a wonderful life, you can love God with all your heart, and you can love your husband o... YOLANDA ADAMS People love gospel music. It's calming. It's soothing. It gets right to the point of whateve... YOLANDA ADAMS There is a sound that comes from gospel music that doesn't come from anything else. It is a soun... YOLANDA ADAMS Tramaine Hawkins has been a mentor, a confidante and an example of greatness. She has been through a... YOLANDA ADAMS I was brought up by great parents and great grandparents who told me, 'Never, ever think that yo... YOLANDA ADAMS It behooves every American to encourage home manufactures, that our oppressors may feel through thei... SAMUEL ADAMS There is a solid satisfaction in one's having and being conscious that he merits the good opinio... SAMUEL ADAMS Power is, in its nature, encroaching; and such is the human make that men who are vested with a shar... SAMUEL ADAMS The love of power, like the love of money, increases with the possession of it; and we know in what ... SAMUEL ADAMS How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! SAMUEL ADAMS The Constitution shall never be construed... to prevent the people of the United States who are peac... SAMUEL ADAMS It is not infrequent to hear men declaim loudly upon liberty, who, if we may judge by the whole teno... SAMUEL ADAMS We cannot make events. Our business is wisely to improve them. SAMUEL ADAMS I do not regret the part I have taken in a cause so just and interesting to mankind. SAMUEL ADAMS We think that the world is a solid, vivid place, full of shape and colour and solid objects like thi... DOUGLAS ADAMS You could tell that America was gearing up for war. JACK ADAMS We made air attacks on the Japanese anchorage, sinking and damaging several vessels. However, the Ja... JACK ADAMS We began intercepting Japanese radio transmissions, which indicated the two forces were very close t... JACK ADAMS The Japanese invaded Tulagi, in the Solomon Islands, on May 4. JACK ADAMS Our task force put to sea in early January 1942, to attack the Japanese in the Marshall and Gilbert ... JACK ADAMS My observations of Japanese naval fighting men, their abilities and equipment led me to believe that... JACK ADAMS My assignment was in the communications office, where I typed out dispatches. JACK ADAMS I was assigned to the heavy cruiser Chicago. JACK ADAMS I received my parents' permission and went into the Navy on June 3, 1941. JACK ADAMS Everybody knew that I could type pretty well. JACK ADAMS Chicago's buoy was a couple of hundred yards astern of Arizona, and I was saddened to look at he... JACK ADAMS Lexington did launch its air group when a Japanese carrier was reported. JACK ADAMS The good news was that Enterprise and the newly arrived Yorktown had attacked the Marshall and Gilbe... JACK ADAMS In basic training we had been told to watch out for Japanese spies. JACK ADAMS A chief petty officer taught me shorthand, which got me promoted to yeoman first class. JACK ADAMS I passed a typing test and became a member of the staff of Rear Adm. Newton. JACK ADAMS On December 5, 1941, Chicago led a task force built around the carrier Lexington to Midway Island, a... JACK ADAMS If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one... JACK ADAMS After the Battle of Midway there was a week in a rest camp at Pearl Harbor. JACK ADAMS It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintai... GERRY ADAMS I think I look really weird with short hair. So I figured if I've got a mustache, I think it loo... STEVEN ADAMS I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. SCOTT ADAMS You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influe... SCOTT ADAMS I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and de... SCOTT ADAMS Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your ... SCOTT ADAMS You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don... SCOTT ADAMS I get mail; therefore I am. SCOTT ADAMS Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. SCOTT ADAMS Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of pheno... SCOTT ADAMS Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ... SCOTT ADAMS The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with... SCOTT ADAMS Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequ... SCOTT ADAMS Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. SCOTT ADAMS There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. SCOTT ADAMS The federal and state governments should ban the use of taxpayer funds to support cloning and embryo... SANDY ADAMS Mankind are governed more by their feelings than by reason. SAMUEL ADAMS There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and wh... DOUGLAS ADAMS The marriage state was designed to complete the sum of human happiness in this life. It sometimes pr... SAMUEL ADAMS You've got to know what you want. This is central to acting on your intentions. When you know wh... PATCH ADAMS I never took a grant or borrowed a penny from anybody. It was partially because I didn't really ... BRYAN ADAMS I've never been enamoured by the idea of being a celebrity. BRYAN ADAMS I always just wanted to be the singer or the bass player in the band. I'd love to have a band, w... BRYAN ADAMS A songwriter writes songs all the time, whereas just writing a song can be done by anyone, anytime. BRYAN ADAMS I never had a long-term plan. BRYAN ADAMS I'm a complete and utter busker. BRYAN ADAMS I like to be able to present myself in two or three different ways because I've never really wan... BRYAN ADAMS I moonlight as a singer. BRYAN ADAMS I'm not afraid of being thought of as someone who is associated with film music. Why not? If it&... BRYAN ADAMS I pack every minute I can with something to do. BRYAN ADAMS Music became my focus. At 13, I was jamming with my mates. At 15, I was playing clubs. BRYAN ADAMS I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the botto... BRYAN ADAMS I've always wanted to push myself and move with the tide. That's just how I am and it's ... BRYAN ADAMS I only write music for myself, I don't try and appeal to anyone else. BRYAN ADAMS I like the idea of helping people help people. BRYAN ADAMS I'd been round the world a hundred times and had started to forget where I'd been. I knew I&... BRYAN ADAMS Social media is a giant distraction to the ultimate aim, which is honing your craft as a songwriter.... BRYAN ADAMS I watch everybody every night, from sitting down to being on their feet at the end, and I feel a sen... BRYAN ADAMS I think a lot of people want to be remembered the way they were, as opposed to the way they are now. BRYAN ADAMS I've only ever trusted my gut on everything. I don't trust my head, I don't trust my hea... BRYAN ADAMS Music is just such... it's not therapy, but it's a release, it's a joy, it's a pleas... BRYAN ADAMS If your music is great, you will have fans, not because you have spent time chatting on social media... BRYAN ADAMS There's not an instruction manual on how to deal with success, so you just have to rely on havin... BRYAN ADAMS I think I'm better behind the camera than I am in front. BRYAN ADAMS Everyone who goes to a job he doesn't like is a lot weirder than I am. PATCH ADAMS It is inexcusable that the richest country in the world does not take care of all of its people. We ... PATCH ADAMS When you left the house today, you had the intention of putting clothes on and you did. You didn'... PATCH ADAMS I've taken clowns into the war in Bosnia, the refugee camps of Kosovo, and none of those are any... PATCH ADAMS What I really want is a world where no one alive can remember what the word 'war' means. Tha... PATCH ADAMS Is letting our children watch TV a form of child abuse? If our children grow up knowing everything a... PATCH ADAMS I make me. At 18, I decided I wasn't going to have an unconstructed self ever. I was going to be... PATCH ADAMS If we don't change from a world society that worships money and power to one that worships compa... PATCH ADAMS I'm looking for a world where love will no longer be extraordinary. PATCH ADAMS I'm a clown, which could be a public health role. I'm really interested in moving our societ... PATCH ADAMS I'm great at a deathbed. I've never given tranquillisers or psychiatric medicine. I've g... PATCH ADAMS I first came to Russia because of the culture, literature and music... and my interest in the 19th-c... PATCH ADAMS The medium of response in America is fame; that's how a person that bounces a ball can make mill... PATCH ADAMS I entered medicine to use it as a vehicle for social change. PATCH ADAMS I've never made a penny being a doctor, so that makes it not a job. My sense of a doctor is that... PATCH ADAMS This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. DOUGLAS ADAMS I'm a poor artist. Through brute force, I brought myself up to mediocre. I've never taken a ... SCOTT ADAMS Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm a... JOHN ADAMS Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a... DOUGLAS ADAMS It was the general opinion of ancient nations, that the divinity alone was adequate to the important... JOHN ADAMS For over 30 years, the IRA showed that the British government could not rule Ireland on its own term... GERRY ADAMS Unity is vision; it must have been part of the process of learning to see. HENRY ADAMS I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life. Man was made for action and... ABIGAIL ADAMS Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, th... ABIGAIL ADAMS If we do not lay out ourselves in the service of mankind whom should we serve? ABIGAIL ADAMS A little of what you call frippery is very necessary towards looking like the rest of the world. ABIGAIL ADAMS I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflic... ABIGAIL ADAMS Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if the... ABIGAIL ADAMS Hugging trees has a calming effect on me. I'm talking about enormous trees that will be there wh... GERRY ADAMS Our goal is to help everyone be involved in the full life of the church, not just Sunday morning ser... ALAN ADAMS The smaller markets are on a much more even playing field, ... There's keen excitement for the seaso... ALAN ADAMS Maybe a casual fan will take his kid to see [Pittsburgh Penguins No. 1 draft pick] Sidney Crosby. Wi... ALAN ADAMS Hockey is our national theater, our water cooler talk. ALAN ADAMS In Toronto, the Maple Leaf emblem is as strong as the New York Yankees, ALAN ADAMS You don't see that in Canada, ALAN ADAMS You aren't going to leave me alone are you? EDIE ADAMS All the dreamers in all the world are dizzy in the noodle. EDIE ADAMS I love getting after that quarterback! That's my deal: sacking the quarterback. GAINES ADAMS It really doesn't matter to me whether it's defensive end or linebacker. I just want to play... GAINES ADAMS I feel like by me putting on a couple more pounds will help my game tremendously. Putting on 10-15 p... GAINES ADAMS Julius Peppers is a beast, man. I don't know how many pounds he outweighs me by... I still try t... GAINES ADAMS Every day I went to work at Tampa, I gave it my all. GAINES ADAMS First of all, I want to thank the Buccaneers for giving me the opportunity and for picking me in the... GAINES ADAMS I like to have fun, but I also try to make time for my son. GAINES ADAMS Back home in South Carolina, you have a lot of little soul food restaurants you can run to and get s... GAINES ADAMS Greg White got a boxer because I said I was getting one. I was talking about getting a boxer since b... GAINES ADAMS I want to be a great player. I don't want to play for the money. I don't want to play for fa... GAINES ADAMS You know you've made your mark when you're on the cover of a videogame. GAINES ADAMS I'm a four-down guy. I can rush the passer and stop the run. I know I can be a difference-maker. GAINES ADAMS It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and ... GAINES ADAMS Coach Morris wasn't too hard on me, not at all. Being drafted where I was at, there were high ex... GAINES ADAMS In the past I have defended the right of the IRA to engage in armed struggle. I did so because there... GERRY ADAMS You always want to start fast because it gives you a great opportunity, ... Most importantly in Nove... SAM ADAMS We have a lot of great players but unless you come together as a team that doesn't matter. We've com... SAM ADAMS "The liberties of our country, the freedoms of our civil Constitution are worth defending at all haz... SAM ADAMS He was the best schematics coach in the NIFL, ... As far as I'm concerned he can coach with the best... SAM ADAMS Arthur is free to use that word censorship if he wants. We are in the business of selling paintings ... SAM ADAMS If taxes are laid upon us without our having a legal representation where they are laid, we are redu... SAM ADAMS "The liberties of our country, the freedoms of our civil Constitution are worth defending at all haz... SAM ADAMS We busted. We all know there's going to be changes ... lots of changes. SAM ADAMS He still looks the same to me as he did as a rookie. SAM ADAMS I feel the organization did what they felt was best. Playing in Buffalo was one of the greatest expe... SAM ADAMS Great necessities call forth great leaders. -Abigail Adams. ABIGAIL ADAMS We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playi... JOEY ADAMS We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing t... JOEY ADAMS Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.' JOEY ADAMS If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. JOEY ADAMS A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. JOEY ADAMS Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them. JOEY ADAMS People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. JOEY ADAMS A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. JOEY ADAMS May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions JOEY ADAMS Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and reh... JOEY ADAMS Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into somet... DOUGLAS ADAMS In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been wid... DOUGLAS ADAMS In peace, competition had become difficult, until the British ship owner cried for war; yet he alrea... HENRY ADAMS Absolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free i... HENRY ADAMS The progress of evolution from President Washington to President Grant was alone evidence enough to ... HENRY ADAMS Morality is a private and costly luxury HENRY ADAMS A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell, where his influence stops. HENRY ADAMS Intimates are predestined HENRY ADAMS Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit HENRY ADAMS In plain words, Chaos was the law of nature Order was the dream of man. HENRY ADAMS Man is an imperceptible atom always trying to become one with God. HENRY ADAMS Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit. HENRY ADAMS Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the
systematic organization of ha... HENRY ADAMS I have written too much history to have faith in it; and if anyone thinks I'm wrong, I am inclined... HENRY ADAMS You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a stea... HENRY ADAMS I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. DOUGLAS ADAMS I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact, I wanted to be John Cleese, and it took... DOUGLAS ADAMS Time is bunk. DOUGLAS ADAMS For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. DOUGLAS ADAMS Of course you can't 'trust' what people tell you on the web anymore than you can 'tr... DOUGLAS ADAMS If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictu... DOUGLAS ADAMS The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong i... DOUGLAS ADAMS I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? DOUGLAS ADAMS If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that w... DOUGLAS ADAMS My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they freq... DOUGLAS ADAMS