They're buying the booze. They're buying the condoms. They're even buying the guns.

There were a lot of home runs.

The ads aren't dull. But they're much less in-your-face.

I think the wardrobe malfunction will have changed this year's ads significantly. The pendulum has swung so far the other way.

Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. This seems to really miss the point. I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it.