They're very athletic and very offensive-minded; everybody on that team's looking for a shot. I think the difference will be great team defense. They're going to run into our team, which will limit how quickly they can get a shot. They're expecting 90 points, but more realistically, the game should be in the 60s.
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Hopefully it won't get like that this year. I think our d... JEFF FAINE I think our defensive line played very well today. That was the big difference from this week and la... PAUL POSLUSZNY If we can keep the game in the 30s or 40s (points scored), then we have a good shot at winning. If i... MATT BLAIR They're physical, they're athletic and they like to run. They are a very diverse team and their main... GRANT LAMAN D.C. is a deep team and its going to be tough to work my way in, but I will give it my best shot. DOMENIC MEDIATE Everybody tells me I need to be effective for this team to succeed. I've been working on my shot, an... AYMAN ATIEH The consequences that cause people to do their best every day occur every day. Delayed rewards are f... AUBREY DANIELS They play aggressive. They play the run hard, they pass the ball and they play physical on defense. ... JOEY PORTER They didn't know what we could bring to the table, especially on defense. That defensive intensity �... DARREN COLLISON The team will be in good shape when they get to the World Cup. We have a very good team, and I'm sur... JOSE PEKERMAN Cabrera flew down and got off a decent shot. He was going to take the shot. He scored 13 points in t... CARLOS CUETO Everyone who could have got away did. Its really upsetting to see. The only people left are the ones... IAN WILLIAMSON You go into a season expecting to contend for the Cup every year. We have a lot of positives on our ... STEVE REINPRECHT The team that wins the national championship doesn't usually lead the country in defensive scoring a... GARY WILLIAMS She is a classic case of how to be more a part of the team. She is popular with the girls and boys (... ANN HUGHES In that third quarter, they were able to get some rebounds on the offensive end that helped them get... ANTHONY HOUSTON They're a very athletic team. I saw them play three games early in the year and all three they were ... MATT CARPENTER Scot is a tremendous player. I look forward to him anchoring our defense on what I hope will be a ve... CHRIS AGNELLO I have a very offensive-minded team. They light up when they make that pass, and they light up when ... KATHY OLIVIER This team is very resilient and they bounce back. I think this team is going to have a great week of... JAY CUTLER I think we underestimated their shooting ability. They shot the ball very well in the first half and... PATRICK BEVERLEY They may not be the best baseball players, but they are athletic players. They have a sense for the ... LIZ SUTMAN They're probably the best offensive team we've faced in this league. They run their system and they ... FAITH MIMNAUGH I thought we played good defense. They had to work for every shot, but everyone on their team is a t... HILARY LYNCH We expected a tough game from Latin because they were very athletic. They also shot the ball well. DON KLOTH I think this team can be as good as it was last year. The freshmen who came in are all very, very go... JEN AMASINO Spencer just had an outstanding game with a double-double (29 points and 11 rebounds), while Darius ... CRAIG PIPPEN We figured they were going to try to hold for the last shot, but we didn't want them to get anything... DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI They're a very athletic, well-coached team. They were able to score a lot of points off our turnover... DREW CARSTENS I think we've got a good chance to get a lot more guys through to district this year and that will h... BRAD TODD Middlesex is a good team and very athletic. They had a great game plan. Our jump shooters just weren... BERNIE BUNIAK Rice has as good an offensive player as their is in the league. They start with him and that's impor... DOC SADLER They're a good team. We're expecting a battle. We're going to try to limit them with their fast-brea... ELTON BRAND Grant was very athletic, very quick and shot the ball well. I think we are starting to hit our strid... DALE LATIMER Their defense had 11 Afro-American kids on their team and they were a very, very good defensive foot... FISHER DEBERRY I don't really feel like I need to fill his shoes in that sense. I feel like he was a very, very gre... BRAD JONES Everybody knows what it takes to win and everybody would sacrifice scoring 20 points a game to be on... MATT BRAEUER I think they will push the ball, take the fast break and look to run at every opportunity. It won't ... GENE BARTOW We do have a good defense, and that's going to be the key to winning this game. Amanda Haynes is one... ANDY OSBORN It was a very physical game and we kept our composure. We controlled the ball on the offensive side ... MICHAEL MOODY But I do think overall they are probably more creative in finding ways to win and supporting each ot... MIKE BELLOTTI I think we have a pretty good shot. It's difficult, but at the same time we're going to work hard be... BRITTNEY WILLIAMS The one thing we've stressed is how far confidence can take you. That will be pivotal going into nex... CHRIS COMO Southern Miss and Tulsa, there's two teams that have the toughest time scoring points. But I think i... DOUG WOJCIK I've said all along that Dudley is the best team we will see this year. They are a very athletic and... LIN STADLER This should be an outstanding game. They are a very, very good team. North Central is one of the bes... DAVID MCCOLLOUGH They were coming in here ready to give us one more big shot. They had the adrenaline going early and... BARBARA STEVENS I knew going into the meet that it would be a close race for the girls' team. I told them that our t... EMILY TUCKER I just think right now, everybody in the Northwest is ready for a little shot of spring. It's going ... KRISTIN MCLEAN Ninety percent of the coaches in the NBA are guards, and there aren't very many big men people c... TOM HEINSOHN Both teams know that they were a second shot or rebound away from winning the whole thing, so there ... DAVE SPRINGER Everybody wants that shot. I've been playing for a long time. Anytime I get an opportunity to take a... CLIFFORD ROBINSON Defense as a whole is going to be very big for us. We're going to have to team rebound. Our aggressi... LORENZEN WRIGHT Mason is really a hard team to play. They had a last shot to win it (in our last game). You can neve... BILL BREWER They're a very good team. They work very well together. They're actually a very good defensive team,... ASHLEY CARR I think the team will learn with time. We have so much talent but we can't stay on our feet. If we c... BRITANI PITTULLO It's like any other game. Early on it will be a battle to see which team can get the edge, can impos... BOB BRADLEY We have good momentum going in to the meet against Michigan this weekend. The team has looked great ... CAREY FAGAN
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DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu... DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute... DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort. DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th... DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys... DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit... DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ... DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c... DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo... DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa... DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ... DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi... DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i... DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up. DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life. DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic... DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea... DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... 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