Things have never been so swell, i have never failed to fail

The only thing Google has failed to do, so far, is fail.

I've never been a very prolific person, so when creativity flows, it flows. I find myself scribbling on little notepads and pieces of loose paper, which results in a very small portion of my writings to ever show up in true form.

I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.

I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.

I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.