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ADRIEN BRODY Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution.

Procrastinate now, don’t put it...
ELLEN DEGENERES I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.
PAUL RUDD We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul.
BILLY EICHNER Often, little situations trigger enormous reactions. Be there, present for it. Your partner will fin...
ECKHART TOLLE It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
KYAN DOUGLAS [• Ellen DeGeneres , who was praised for her graceful performance as host of the Emmy Awards that ...
ELLEN DEGENERES We will see this transfer into political power. If we cannot change their minds, we will change them...
ELIAS BERMUDEZ Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE The Ellen DeGeneres show called, and they are interested in Ian. We didn't expect anything like that...
IAN GILCHRIST Never accept "NO." for an answer, Things change daily, perceptions, situations and peoples minds, so...
GEORGE M. ETHERIDGE You should breathe deeply and chant, 'Money will easily and effortlessly flow into my life' ...
LOUISE L. HAY This is an evolving kind of situation, and what might have been appropriate a week ago might not be ...
KEN EHRLICH I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So...
ELLEN DEGENERES I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
ELLEN DEGENERES When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you.
CRAIG GROESCHEL When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they we...
BETH DITTO Eyes will not see you. Minds will not hold you. Where you are is nothing and nobody
NEIL GAIMAN No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. -Ellen Glasgow.
ELLEN GLASGOW When you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You wi...
WILLIAM SAROYAN Peoples Will Not Fight With You For Your Imagination But Peoples Will Fight With You For Your Belief...
NOOR AHMED Fear of change doesn't fade away. If you want to get past it, you must be brave and take action. It ...
AVINA CELESTE Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell...
WILLIAM SAROYAN If you react after the fact, it will cost more, and things will be harder to get done.
FRED PICCOLO When you start loving yourself and respecting your time and energy, things will change. Get to know ...
GERMANY KENT It doesn't get any easier. It will be tough to repeat what we did today.
JUDD ANDERSON Killing people is easier than it should be.” Dad put on his beret. “Staying alive is harder.
LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON It is much easier to be accepted if you play like everyone else, and you will get more jobs. It depe...
DON ELLIS I happen to believe the world will change only when we change ourselves. And that starts with findin...
KELLY CUTRONE Come closer, boys. It will be easier for you.
ERSKINE CHILDERS It will be much easier for consumers to get the product. We're very excited about it.
DAN MCFADDEN As long as you're alive, there's always a chance things will get better.
LAINI TAYLOR Help young people. Help small guys. Because small guys will be big. Young people will have the seeds...
JACK MA I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she&#...
MEGYN KELLY The things we can do to change other people’s lives will change our lives and it will change our c...
ANIL GUPTA You should stop looking back and regretting about how things should have been. That will not help yo...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA I see again my schoolroom in Vyra, the blue roses of the wallpaper, the open window.… Everything i...
VLADIMIR NABOKOV The weather has got to change. You've got to hope it will stop raining before May and that things wi...
BOB ROACH The king-times are fast finishing. There will be blood shed like water, and tears like mist; but the...
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON Cease trying to work everything out with your minds. It will get you nowhere. Live by intuition and ...
EILEEN CADDY heard loud and clear, 'You will change some things.'
STEVE BALLMER You will never see things as they are; you will only see things as you are.
SHANNON L. ALDER Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.
AMIT KALANTRI It's better to get smart than to get mad. I try not to get so insulted that I will not take adva...
JOHN H. JOHNSON Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
ELBERT HUBBARD Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
ELBERT HUBBARD Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself an...
ZAYN MALIK Every patient, when you talk to them, their goal is just to get out of the limelight. If this works,...
DAVID YOUNG Well, of course a boxing match is hard because boxing isn't set for you to do good. You have to forc...
EVANDER HOLYFIELD If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results.
JACK DIXON This will legitimize it in the minds of other legislative bodies and it will hopefully get some trac...
GENE BAUSTON Understand that change is constant. Whether you like it or not, your friends will change, your envir...
ADNAN BAHATTI There are so many different elements in it. I think the response to the play will be split. People w...
DON DIGIULIO Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
WILLIAM SAROYAN I'm sure it will be on a lot of members' minds, and it will be discussed,
ALLAN BENSE Cease trying to work everything out with your minds. It will get you nowhere. Live by intuition and ...
EILEEN CADDY The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself blue in t...
BARBARA BUSH No matter how many defeat or setback you have suffered, keep hope alive, hope for a better life
SOTONYE ANGA It will be much easier to attack them.
KEN BACON This will be an educational trip. I will stay with a host family and will get to go to embassies and...
CARLEY MCGREW Aircraft flying overhead — that will be one indication that things will change.
COL. FREDERICK MARTIN The overseas network operations will bring Chinese firms experience and make them more reliable. It ...
LI XUEFANG An introspection makes you alert about who you are, where you are what an Impulse change is needed a...
JYOTSNAJHA It will be on our minds.
JAKE STOWERS I know what's going to happen. They're going to say things will change, and six months from now, it ...
LAWRENCE BOCHKIS If the founders of a start-up are considering selling it, I'd advise them to consider the synerg...
GARRETT CAMP Comedy and politics have a lot in common. Both are great ways to pick up chicks - just look at Gover...
ALEXANDRA PETRI Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whe...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not ‘get over’ the loss of a loved one; yo...
ELISABETH KüBLER-ROSS Most of our members are unsure about many things. I am hoping things will get back to how they shoul...
ANDREW PILCHER At some point, you will hit a plateau. If you keep doing same things you did to get to that point, m...
J.R. RIM Endeavour to get a good name,because if you do,you will be indirectly making life easier for your gr...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Endeavor to get a good name,because if you do,you will be indirectly making life easier for your gre...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's a philosophy of life. A practice. If you do this, something will change, what will change i...
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD Pray for change in your heart and not your circumstance, and you will see what will happen.
UNARINE RAMARU However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate pov...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU In order for this to happen, your entire frame of reference will have to change, and you will be for...
JAMES BALDWIN If you want things to stay as they are, things will have to change
GIUSEPPE TOMASI DI LAMPEDUSA Go as far as you can see and when you get there, you will always be able to see farther.
ZIG ZIGLAR Never tell big dreams to small minds,because they will tremble,fear & even discourage you,for in the...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It will be easier to ride out the storm.
MICHAEL LIPSEY As a leader, you will see things you may never like to see; yours is to correct those things so that...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Change the way of looking at things and your soul will get a beautiful shine.
KRISTIAN GOLDMUND AUMANN You will know exactly what the ingredients are, you can introduce a wide range of foods and your bab...
ANNABEL KARMEL Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
HORACE GREELEY Life is a movie. You are the director in it. The choices you make, are the things that you will see....
VICTORIYA ANISSIMOVA Burns will be easier to start; fires will be faster and carry more easily.
CHUCK MAXWELL It doesn't matter if you destroy a peoples' culture, if you stomp out all resurgents, or if you slau...
BRANDON CHRISTOPHER It doesn't matter how you travel it, it's the same road. It doesn't get any easier when you get bigg...
JAMES BROWN A man living with the borrowed minds of others will always have heart for many things missing in his...
ANUJ SOMANY It will be even easier to create anonymous content and not be able to trace it.
CAROL DARR If things change then they will be different, but if they don't then things will stay the same.
PETER GILCREST Things yet unknown will change the way you think.
TOBA BETA We just calmed it down and slowed it down in our minds so it would be easier. We had to work for the...
ALYSSA MAY Things will get change again..Time too will play its part..But what Devil in me will pull out dat ma...
SAHILANG007 Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
HORACE GREELEY If you play a real character who's famous and still alive, it makes things easier if you have th...
DANIEL BRUHL Once you know math really good, you will see things in a different light. It will help me financiall...
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ELLEN DEGENERES We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
ELLEN DEGENERES I feel sorry for the newscasters you know? We can turn it off. But that's their job and they have to...
ELLEN DEGENERES "I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my g...
ELLEN DEGENERES Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not...
ELLEN DEGENERES You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
ELLEN DEGENERES "I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises."
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that...
ELLEN DEGENERES Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I...
ELLEN DEGENERES It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.
ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old w...
ELLEN DEGENERES I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from......
ELLEN DEGENERES Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up ...
ELLEN DEGENERES The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be...
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ...
ELLEN DEGENERES It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
ELLEN DEGENERES I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got re...
ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year...
ELLEN DEGENERES Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros...
ELLEN DEGENERES New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected.
ELLEN DEGENERES I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my...
ELLEN DEGENERES In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There w...
ELLEN DEGENERES I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new ...
ELLEN DEGENERES I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
ELLEN DEGENERES I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti...
ELLEN DEGENERES The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime...
ELLEN DEGENERES Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,...
ELLEN DEGENERES Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo...
ELLEN DEGENERES Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d...
ELLEN DEGENERES You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
ELLEN DEGENERES I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the lov...
ELLEN DEGENERES I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su...
ELLEN DEGENERES There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would ...
ELLEN DEGENERES